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wechseln !


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(. .) 18 YEARS
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CHANGE WOMAN 
BEFORE LATE


 

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LUST AUF
SCHWEINEREIEN?


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' / ,* ,* / / ,*


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(o o) gar keine
)''''( UFO?
<( . )>


(") Wie weit ist
) (")es nun noch
( ( z. Eileiter?
) ) Weiß nich,
( ( sind erst an
) )d. Mandeln
( ( vorbei !!


* ( . + * .
' + Bin + .
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UND SEHE NUR
STERNE!


() ()
( '.' ) BUSSI
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("v") ("v") ("v")
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("v") ("v") ("v")
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I love YOU !!!


/)/) Ein
=(';')= frohes
..(").(")...
OSTERFEST !


/)/) FROHE
=(';')= OSTERN
,,("),("),,, DEIN
" HASI "


o,,,o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
(,,)-(,,)(,,)-(,,)
U'n me forever..
and ever and
ever !


0..0 0..0
(=`.`=) (=`.`=)
" " " "
HALLO MAUSI!


When man sees


this
(. (. /
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something
secretly changes



(')
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( ' )
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(é 
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. ' 12 ' . 9 __/ 3 ' . 6 . ' Time will alwayz fly, but my FEELINGS 4 u wil neva die! @>-)--


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Define
IMPOTENCE...


It is nature's way of saying...


,--. no
/ /'( ,) "HARD"
( ) ) feelings! 


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(_) (_)
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( .) (. )
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oo very
_ RELAXING!


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(>"<)
"( ö, )")A HÜG
'( . )tö ésé ür stréss
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( _ _ )A KìSS
(_ ö _)tò ésé ür paìn
.-. .-.& my
'. ' .'HÉÄRT
' . ' tö let U know ì Caré!!

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Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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L
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E
Y
O
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"-.-" ( ';' ) "-.-"
.-..-. c(..c) .-..-.
"-.-" 00 "-.-"


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One ( ' ""()
good ((")' )
nite ( / "(,,)
Kiss for you....
* * ( ' ""() Bye
* ("( 'o', ) bye
* (")(")(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !


===

) (
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) (
(_I__)


) (
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) (
(_I__)


I JUST WIPED MY ARSE ON YOUR SCREEN!


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/))/)) /' ( // ' ;c("'); )) ((( ,-' / / / // /))/)' . / / ( // Theres a sucker born every day but swallowers are harder to find!!


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,.__,..
'-/. . '-'___,, hi
'e_,' .; ( ) luv
c'./c'./-c./
,.__,.C/."."D_
'-/. . '- 'e_/ , ?
'e_,' ;c'./- I
c'./c'./ fancy it dogi tonight?


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(. "o new ring 
($"(,) tone... 
..J pls wait!
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('(ö )") prröööt!
( $" /=== 
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haha..nice tone?nice smell...


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(")-(")_.-""-., '_ _ '; -._, )_ (o_, )' __ )'-._) *Sweet Dreams* 



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________ You've 
!'--.____.--'! got 
!_______i MAIL. 
Open it, please... 
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
§ INVITATION § 
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(((((( )))))) 
(((( ö) (ö ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( __, ))))))
Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!


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()""() ()''''()
( ."o o", )
I just wana give a HUG...
()""()"()
( ö)ö ) ..2a 'Special person' I dont get 2 see often,best wishes.. 


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/ /
( .) .) 2 much
( . ) weed
> <
/ /
(_)_) and u will
( . ) end up
> <
/ /
(*)*) ST0NED!
( ;==;)
> <


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(,,)  (,,) in now







i wish sum how...






()". _"() my txt
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(,,)  (,,) Smile!



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c",) NEVER!
i'm here 4eva!


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.:::::::. .:::::::.  '._,'  # '._.'# ('")--< >--('") ME&YOU "U"is a letter I cant find in FRIEND.But FRIEND is someone I found in U .


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("""""""""""")9mm
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(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.


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COCK SUCKER!!



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in the 'world'




is right beside someone like u. 


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q'''''''p HÉy!
( ü )@ Lükìn
o( )'/ 4 mé?
Ø ''' Ø 

I knöw
Ü MìSS MÉ...


Büt téll ü söméthìng...

ì mìss ü möre. 


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()"() Me
(.ö ) Wonderz 
( "(,) Were Me 
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Sits o", ) Down(")(")(,) & Remembers.. Theirs No Freind Quite Like U


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Now Smile!-xXx



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) ' ( I / 
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IF L_/_i L_/_i
THE RIVERS RED TAKE ) ' (/ / THE / )/ ) ) DIRT L_/L_/_/ TRACK INSTEAD!



====

Cotton candy?




Nope!


Choclate syrup?




Nah!





Lemme c...



How bout sugar?



Hmmm...
Nope!



Damn!



Stil cant find anything as sweet as Ü!!!


====

# Q""""Q O"'""O # # ( '-' ) ( '-' ) # # (") (") (") (") # FOREVERFRIENDS Friendship is like a glass,handle it with care,once its broken its hard to repair



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YOU IDIOT


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WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN


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Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*


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Who Wants 2 B A 
£MILLIONAIRE£

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Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



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RING ME! I'LL TELL U!


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( ' ) its ME! / /
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a cute .-""-. little pup ( '.' ) 4 sum1 __ spcial like u... .-''''-. I asked ( '.' )  him 2bite __) any1 who tries 2 hurt u! 



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i love y



i love yo



i love young girls with big tits


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(",v.")
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FRENDS 4EVER


====

()""() ()''''()
( ."o o", )
i just wanna give a HUG...
()""()"() 
( ö)ö ) .....to a "Special Person" i don't get to see as much, but often miss.....



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Dnt
let
Any1
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Ur
Happiness
in their
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( ')
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( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!


===
GOD created the world in SIX days But it Took him
CENTURIES...


to Create SOMEONE...

as "HOT"




as "SEXY"




as "FUCKABLE"



* ..as U ...*

===

The dove's the bird of love,whats the bird of true love ,,,,,,,,, j ._. t ( / ( .,_,c("")= ) ) the swallow!!!


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i!i!i !i!i! ("v") !i!i!....i!i!i 'v' i!i!i''''''!i!i! !i!i! !i!i! i!i!i i!i!i I HOPE A SIMPLE HI WILL MAKE U SMILE..


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("v") u r spcial 
'v("v") 2 me
'v' so...
no mater weder I txt u or not, u
are always rememberd!
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( . )/ its TRUE, i SWEAR 


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SMILE!
..'cause u just got a message from your me.


===

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'. ' '
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====
When I think of
you I always
smile. And then
I have a
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found u...

& it's




finders



finders keepers! 


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a box.. 

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tough shit


get yer own fucking box!



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.!. i:. i!i .:i Ganja 'i:..!i!..:i' 2001 .:!' I '!:. SMOKE DA DRAW-FUCK DA LAW!


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/ /
(-)-) MMWAAAH!
(  )
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(o)o) A B I G 
( .__.) kiss 4u
> < Baby! -X- 

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PRESENTING


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(o)(o)
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AND...

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mental anxiety,



mental breakdowns,



menstrual cramps,



menopause... 



...did you ever notice how all womans problems begin with MEN!


====

.+ . " ) . " + . " + . " + . " +' . + . " +. ".Abracadabra". +' . + . " + . " + . nope, u're still ugly!


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("._.")
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HERE IS A LIL 
CUTE BEAR WITH
A ROSE TO WISH 
U...
HAPPY
VALENTINE'S
DAY
DARLING!!!


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) ./  / / /'  ( *'===ø ( o  SWALLOW BITCH ) !  ! ( /'  ( *===@ 


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U MAKE ME (press and hold down)



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GIV ÜS A KISS!


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(") R WE NEARLY ) (") AT THE
( ( EGG? 
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( ( PASSED THE FUCKIN TONSILS!!


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I 23:45 I I Calling... I I I I 999 I I bet u nearly shit yourself.


====

This is what your bum looks like after 4 nights of anal sex

night 1
(_._)


night 2
(_o_)


night 3
(_0_)

night 4
(__((O))__)

U DIRTY BOY!


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();;;;Many People ) /Will Walk In & ( /Out Of Ur Life, But Only True Friends Will Leave Foot Prints In Your Heart.....U Left Ur's In Mine ! -xXx-


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Penis- I
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warm c==/ ))
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Mouth- c====/ )) 
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@..@ @..@ (---) (---) _<( )>__<( )>_ BUD..........WEIS... ...ER! @..@ (---) _<( )>_ 


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I



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YOU



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SHAKIN DAT ASS!!


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a nokia model 
reflect a man's 
size:

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I bought u a toy

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<)"..(>
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<).."(>
(..), )


<)'..'(>piggy sez 
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX 


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(.)(.) elmo!
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( ,( )
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/ )) baby

/ / )
/ (' 
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/ )) all the way


====

This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:







Try again...





Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY... 









HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!


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Hi ( ' ""()
I just ((")' )
blew ( /"(,,)
a special kiss 4 u
( ' ""()
("( 'o', )
(")(")(,,) catch it babe xx


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,,,,,
( ' , ' ) bob the
(!==!) builder l_l_I canHEfix IT
,,,,, ( ' ) 
( -._.'/ / with 
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how do u occupy an idiot? press down how do u occupy an idiot? press up! 


===

GROWL!

"-,-..
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ROAR!!
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D I C K Z I L L A



-SIZE MATTERS-




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# @""""@ @""""@ # # ( '-' ) ( '-' ) # #() ()() () # U WANT A KISS? (__!__) KISS MY AASSS! 


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) ' (
/ ) )
L_/ _I
Kis my ass!
) (
( ( )

dis side!
) (
( ) )

dnt 4get dis side
) ( / ) ) .L_/_I CHEERS!


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_/l_____ I ( 
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I I I I t t 
DOGIE STYLE 

_/I_____ / (
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I I I I t t 


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(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
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. ( ' ) (')
/ / //
( ) ) ( ) )
MINE YOURS


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_/ (_
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Ooooppsss!


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GIRL POWER!


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I'm just wondering what you ARE doing right now?--> I ( ;c(' ' ) ) / / l / OOOHHH I SEE! SORRY 2 DISTURB U


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( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!


===

()...() u r ( ' . ' ) (")_(") the weakest link _____ , ' .'. ; __===/ ,' ' . ,- /, _/ (")_(") ; goodbye


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Knock knock...



Any1 there?



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/ /I
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a prezzy 4 u.... 

wanna see whats inside?


("*")
'v'
my heart


and



my luv (",)


hope the
friendship we
share


lasts forever!


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<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
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>> and he
(,") misses u a
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,,J L,, 
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
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coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!


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===

guess what! have a picture of u from highschool, ,,,,,,,,, j ._. t ( / ( .,_,c("")= ) ) >===;'/ / I / Remember

===

OOPS! HOLD IT!

SMILE!!!


*CLICK!*


<)". ."(> 
( (..) ) PICTURE 0F ..U 
HA HA HA HA

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down more


deeper



more
YES



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ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

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==

NOKIA VIRUS


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code:


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code:
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code:
FU

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code:
FUC

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code:
FUCK U !

SIM CARD DAMAGED!


==

Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this: 
,////////.
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( c__________, )
"'-'LJI_II_ILJ'-'"
c how u make me happy!


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,;'( . ) ( . )'; ;';. (o o) .;'; (;;' (_____)';;) ";:;.,'---',.;;" WHAT A GREAT MOBILE YOU HAVE, IT HAS A MIRROR.HA HA.


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unzip me babe..

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==

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(")(")

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( ' - ' ) my...
(")(")

()...()
( ' - ' ) ...cunt'
(")v(") 


==

Honey do u want me to put some cream on your coffee? YES PLS! , /l ( ;c(,,) ) ___ l / I__I) coming!


====

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.-""-.
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<__/ 

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( 'o' )
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who let da dogs out?!



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On earth there's heaven U just need 2 find the door
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& the right KEY 
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L_/L_/_/
SEE!


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) ' ( I / 
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L_/_i L_/_i
NOKIA CNECTING ) ' (/ / PEO/ )/ ) )PLE L_/L_/_/


===

/ / Hey u
( .).) whhaass 
( ,__. ) suuupp?
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<<
(_)_) just havin
( ,__. ) a bud...
> <
< /
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==

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L_/_i L_/_i
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==

(ö)
< (.)(.) > Livin
") . /"
( \ )
<"(ö)">
(.)(.) la Vida
) . /
( \ )
<"(ö)">
(.)(.) Loca!!!
_) . (_
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==

,,,,,
( ' , ' ) they say,
(!==!)height does l_l_I not matter
,,,,, ( ' ) but
( '._.'/ / SIZE
(l==/ / does!! 
(__)_) 


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----@"""""@---- -----( '-' )----- --(#)HELLO(#)-- -----(#) (#)----- ----@"""""@---- -----( '-' )----- (#)HOW R U?(#) -----(#) (#)-----


===

( ) ( ) ooO( )( )Ooo ( )ooOOoo ( ) ( ) ( ) 


===

<) " (>
( . .) wen sum1 
( o ) says ur >?< ugly,
<) " (> TELL
(è é) ,l EM 2
( o, )(' ') FUCK
>?< / / OFF!


===

._________. < / ////______l ) /_(_) /__/ I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!