☻I
hate it when you leave,
but I would like to see
you go.
☻When
do you know a woman is
going to say something
interesting ? .... When
she starts with "My
husband said..."
☻One
chicken to an other: are
you tokkin' to me?
☻Man
says to his wife : Let
me take a picture of
your breasts, than I can
always look at them.
Wife : Let me take a
picture of you penis, I
will have it enlarged.
☻A
blond woman picks up a
100. Was it a smart or a
stupid blond one?
......................
stupid of course, there
are no others
☻What's
the difference between
blonds and
traffic-signs? Some
signs say stop.
☻When
god created the men he
was only kidding
☻Why
does a stupid blond
woman sneak past the
pharmacy?
................. She
does not want to wake
the sleeping tablets!
☻Dear
God, I will keep it
brief otherwise they
will steal my dinner.
AMEN
☻When
you harrass a boy, pull
his pants down and your
skirt up, because you
can run faster with your
skirt up than he with
his pants down.
☻There
are three girls in the
sixth grade ... A blond
a brown and a red. Who
has the biggest boops ?
............ The blond
because she already
reached the age of 20!!!
☻If
I'd had a face like
yours, I'd sue my
parents !
☻How
to keep an idiot
entertained *press down*
...................
.................... How
to keep an idiot
entertained *press up*
☻Can
I have your picture?
......... I save natural
disasters
☻Of
course... If you want
something there is
always a way to get
there. Unfortunately on
my way there are road
works.
☻You
wanna come to my place
for some pizza and sex?
No? Why, don't you like
pizza?!
☻Why
is a woman 20.000 $
worth and a man only 2$?
A woman has a milk
factory, a mussel farm
and a sawmill; a man a
sausage, 2 bitterballs
and a little pot of
mayonnaise
☻Bigamy..............What
is the penalty for
bigamy? ...............
Two mothers-in-law !
☻What
does it say on the
wrapping of the
Morning-after pil???
......first some
screwing before use
☻Farmer
seeks woman with
tractor. Please add
photo of tractor.
☻Do
you think I can live for
another fourty years?
... Do you drink? ...
No! ... Do you smoke?
... No! ... Do you visit
the whores? ... No!
....... Why do you want
to live another fourty
years?
☻Dialogue
between 2 undertakers.
"Do you have sometimes a
dead period?"
☻There
are numerous restaurants
where you can eat
Chinese. But it does not
help a bit. There are
more every day.
☻Do
you believe that getting
married on a Friday
brings bad luck ? "Of
course, why would Friday
be an exception?"
☻Can
I go to the theatre?
Asks a mosquito ot her
mother. "yes but be
aware, pay attention
during the applause."
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☻When
the apple is
green and ready
to pluck. When a
girl is sixteen
she's ready to
fuck! |
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☻The
3 wonders of a
woman 1*give
milk without
eating grass
2*get wet
without water
3*bleed for a
week without
going 2 die |
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☻No
Boys! No Boys,
no Sex. No Sex,
no Kids. No
Kids, no School.
No School, no
problems! Why
Boys?? |
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☻After
the party - mum,
I am not drunk,
I can lay on the
flour without
holding on |
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☻A
girl phoned me
the other day
and said...Come
on over, there
is nobody home.
I went over.
Nobody was home. |
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☻I
love you in the
mornig, I love
you in the
evening, but
most of all, I
love you when
you are leaving |
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☻No
men, no love, No
love, no sex, No
sex, no
childeren, No
childeren, no
school, No
school, no
homework, No
homework, no
problems!
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