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☻Feeling stoned?
feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly. |
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☻Don't drink water.…
Fish fuck in it! |
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☻5 differences
between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came
alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home! |
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☻Hello I am a virus
and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't
find a brain. |
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☻I don't love. I
don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I
just fuck another guy. |
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☻Idiot (id-ee-it)
n.- One who disagrees with you. |
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☻Elvis is dead and I
don't feel so good myself. |
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☻Little birdy in the
sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank
the lord that cow's can't fly! |
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☻Roses are red,
violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't… |
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☻I'm popey the
sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I
kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet. |
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☻I met a boy in the
states i give him my hart he gave me aids. |
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☻Mommy, Mommy! Can I
wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert… |
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☻How to keep an
idiot entertained *press down* ................... ....................
How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* |
☻The best anti-virus
program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at
my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she
sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any
witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.
A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her
newboyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's
how dogs spend their lives. --Sue Murphy
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was,
'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope
not? If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as
they go flying by.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help
section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video
camera and come help me!
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
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☻Linux is
like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside … |
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☻NOKIA VIRUS
Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN
code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME |
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☻Birdy birdy
in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
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☻I'd ride u
sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying.
And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u
rotten. |
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☻DO NOT
PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone
Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
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