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☻Girl,
how long have you been
in the oven, cause I
know I felt something
rising. |
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☻Are
you free tonight, or
will it cost me? |
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☻Here's
10p ring home and tell
your mum that you wont
be coming home tonight! |
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☻I'm
new in town, can you
give me directions to
your flat? |
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☻Your
daddy must have been a
hunter because you're a
fox! |
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☻Hey,
is your dad a terrorist?
Cos baby, you're the
bomb! |
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☻Do
you want to go and do
what I'm going to tell
my mates we did anyway? |
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☻I
looked up sexy in the
dictionary today and
your name was listed |
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☻I
lost my phone number,
can I have yours? |
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☻Is
it hot in here or is it
you? |
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☻Fuck
me if I'm wrong, but
don't you want to kiss
me? |
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☻If
I could rearrange the
alphabet, I'd put U and
I together. |
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☻Do
you know what'd look
good on you? Me. |
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☻How
about you sit on my lap
and we'll talk about the
first thing that pops
up? |
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☻I
hope you know CPR,
'cause you take my
breath away. |
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☻My
face is leaving in
fifteen minutes. Be on
it. |
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☻Get
your coat love, you've
pulled. |
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☻I
didn't believe in angels
until I meet you! |
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☻I
have had a really bad
day and it always makes
me feel better to see a
pretty girl smile. So,
would you smile for me? |
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☻You
are so hot, its girls
like you that are the
real reason for global
warming |
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☻Hi,
how do you like your
eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or fertilized? |
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☻Hi,
my name's Richard, will
you be my Pretty Woman? |
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☻Have
you ever been to the
moon ? no ! sit on my
rocket and I will take
you there |
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☻If
its cash your after drop
your drawers and the
moneys yours |
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☻Was
you father a cement
mixer? Because you sure
make me hard. |
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☻Can
you fix watches? Then
put 2 hands on that! |
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☻I'm
like Domino's Pizza, if
you don't come in 30
minutes the next one is
free... |
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☻You're
like a Pringles. Once I
pop you, I can't stop
you! |
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☻Are
you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only
ten I see! |
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☻Do
you like jewelry? Suck
this, it's a gem! |
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☻You've
got 206 bones in your
body, want one more? |
☻do
u believe in love at first
site or do i have to walk by
again
☻if
i said u had a hot body
would u hold it against me
☻My
magical watch says you
aren't wearing any
underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an
hour fast.
☻"r
ur legs tired"? coz uve been
runnin through my mined all
day
☻There
are 256 bones in your body!
Would u like another?
☻if
i cood re arrange da
alphabet i wood put u and i
together
☻ive
lost my teddy bear.......do
u want to sleep with me
tonight?
☻is
youre father a robber ? well
who stole the stars and put
them in ure eyes ?
☻U
gotta B a parking ticket or
something coz u got the word
FINE written All over ya!
☻im
no fred flintstone but i'll
make ur bedrock
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☻Put
your crash helmet
on, you're going
through the head
board. |
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☻Do
you believe in love
at first sight...or
do I have to walk by
again? |
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☻There's
a gap in your life!
Mind if I fill it! |
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☻I'm
not Fred Flintstone
but i can make your
bedrock! |
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☻Wanna
play Pearl Harbor?
That's where I lay
down and you blow
the hell out of me. |
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☻Hey
let's go fuck and do
the talking later. |