☻A
peach is a peach.a
plum is a plum.a
kiss aint a kiss
unless its wiv
tongues.so open ur
mouth & close ur
eyes & give ur
tongue some exercise
☻Kissing
you baby is my
dream.Im the
strawberry & ur the
cream.Handle me
gently keep me real
keen.U & i together
babes is passion so
extreme!
After a few days,
the Lord called to
Adam and said, "It
is time for you and
Eve to begin the
process of
populating the earth
so I want you to
kiss her."
Adam answered, "Yes
Lord, but what is a
kiss?" So the Lord
gave a brief
description to Adam
who took Eve by the
hand and took her to
a nearby bush. A few
minutes later, Adam
emerged and said,
"Thank you Lord,
that Was enjoyable."
And the Lord
replied, "Yes Adam,
I thought you might
enjoy that and now
I'd like you to
caress Eve." And
Adam said, "What is
a caress'? So the
Lord again gave Adam
a brief description
and Adam went behind
the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes
later, Adam
returned, smiling,
and said, "Lord,
that was even better
than the kiss." And
the Lord said,
"You've done well,
Adam. And now I want
you to make love to
Eve." And Adam
asked, "What is
'make love' Lord?"'
So the Lord again
gave Adam directions
and Adam went again
to Eve behind the
bush, but this time
he reappeared in two
seconds.
And Adam said,
"Lord, what is a
headache?"
Professors of
different subjects
define the same word
in different ways:
A kiss is a few bits
of love compiled
into a byte. - Prof.
of Computer Science
A kiss is two
divided by nothing.
- Prof. of Algebra
A kiss is the
shortest distance
between two straight
lines. - Prof. of
Geometry
A kiss is the
contraction of mouth
due to the expansion
of the heart. -
Prof. of Physics
A kiss is the
reaction of the
interaction between
two hearts. - Prof.
of Chemistry
A kiss is the
interchange of
unisexual salivary
bacteria. - Prof. of
Zoology
A kiss is the
juxtaposition of two
orbicular ors
muscles in the state
of contraction. -
Prof. of Physiology
A kiss is infectious
and antiseptic. -
Prof. of Dentistry
A kiss is a credit
because it is
profitable when
returned. - Prof. of
Accountancy
A kiss is that thing
for which the demand
is higher than the
supply. - Prof. of
Economics
A kiss is an event
whose probability
depends on the vital
statistics of
36-24-36. - Prof. of
Statistics
A kiss is the
persecution for the
child, ecstasy for
the youth and homage
for the old. - Prof.
of Philosophy
Uh, What? I'm not
familiar with that
term. - Prof. of
Engineering
A kiss is a noun
that is used as a
conjunction; it is
more common than
proper; it is spoken
in the plural and it
is applicable to
all. - Prof. of
English
THE 5 STEPS TO
SUCCESS
Want to make her
keep coming back for
more ??
Well you turned to
the right place for
help!
Your date has been
exceptionally great.
All through the date
you have received
subtle hints to take
that one step to let
the hearts merge
through the lips.
And boy oh boy! Do
you want to follow
that lead or what?
Don't know if you
kiss great? If you
are a success at
working up the
chemistry that makes
every kiss feel so
great? Would she
want to go on a date
with you again and
wish that it ended
once more one a kiss
and more?
Slay your doubts and
read on, you are
just about to let
your babe experience
the mind-blowing
kiss she has
otherwise just heard
and read of!
The first and the
most important step
is to test the
grounds you are
venturing into. Lean
close to her,
bordering just those
couple of inches
away form the
kissing paradise,
both of you have
been conjuring in
your minds. And if
her attention does
not seem to deviate
from your lips, go
guy go!
Moisten your lips
with a casual flick
of your tongue over
them. Be careful
that you don't make
it look sleazy and
obscene.
Brush your lips
casually over hers.
Attention: Avoid any
other form of body
contact at this
point.
If you find her eyes
closing in response.
now is the right
time to deepen you
kiss. Open your lips
inviting a sensuous
exploration.
Remember this your
first date, allow
her to take control
so that you know
what is really
expected of you!
Encourage her, by
pulling her ever so
slightly closer.
Return a kiss for a
kiss, a caress for a
caress.
.. And you are on
the right path from
here on! Where the
date leads to from
here on is entirely
your doing!
What a kiss could
convey.
"When words become
superficial, humans
make use of kisses"
- Sigmund Freud
One kiss we share
Could tell me you
care,
A peck on the cheek
Of promises could
speak
A brush of your lips
Makes my heart flip
What words cannot
say
A simple kiss can
convey.
☻wot
kisses mean!KISS ON
HAND=i adore u KISS
ON CHEEK=lets b
friends KISS ON
NECK=i want u KISS
ON LIPS=i luv u KISS
ANYWHERE
ELSE=...lets not get
carried away!
☻Kisses
blown r kisses
wasted.kisses rnt
kisses unless they r
tasted.kisses spread
germs and germs r
hated.but u can kiss
me baby im
vaccinated