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☻Q. WHY DID BANTA
SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO
PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.
☻Q. HOW WOULD YOU
IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A
SUBMARINE?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH
A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.
☻q. what would you
call a sardar with just one hair
on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
☻Q. HOW TO MAKE
TTK LAUGH ON SUNDAY?
A. BY TELLING HER A JOKE ON
THURSDAY.
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE
EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET
MIXED UP. the report indicates
she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS
THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH
JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY
ON CANDLES"
☻Q. WHAT DID BANTA
SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA
PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP
AGAIN.
☻Q. WHICH IS THE
SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH
PLAYING CHESS.
☻Q. WHICH BROTHER
OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?
A. ADIDAS
☻Wot's the best
thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !
☻If i guard you
with my life,
Will u be my wife ?
☻Girls are like
roads,
More the curves,
More the dangerous they are.
☻Love is
Photogenic,
it needs darkness to develop.
☻Messages are
given to
Those who are apart
But what shall i give
When you are in my heart.
☻Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?
a. constiPATION.
☻Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW
☻Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
☻Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
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