☻REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

☻3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

Top 10 Reasons
Top 10 reasons why there couldn't be a Filipino-American US President:

Reason #10: White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

Reason # 9: Not enough parking spaces at White House for 2 Honda Civics, Toyota Celica, 1985 Mercedes Benz Diesel, BMW (Big Mean Wife) and MPV (My Pinoy Van).

Reason #8: Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners.

Reason #7: Too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the last supper picture?

Reason #6: White house walls not big enough to hold giant wooden spoon & fork. Besides the foyer is not big enough for everyone's shoes and slippers, too!

Reason #5: Secret service staff won't respond to "psssst,psssst".

Reason #4: Secret service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statuette of Santo Nino on the dashboard.

Reason #3: No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines on every White House room.

Reason #2: State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

And the Number 1 Reason: AIR FORCE ONE - does not allow overweight balikbayan boxes!
 

☻Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

☻Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

☻Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

☻5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!