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As
a final incentive before
giving up a difficult
task,try to imagine it
succeessfully
accompliced by someone
you voilently hate
☻There
is no substitute for
hard work.
☻Duty
pays you. Safety saves
you.
☻Take
time to look- it is
price of success
☻Take
time to think-it is a
source of power
☻Take
time to read-it is a
source of wisdom
☻Take
time to be friendly-it
is a way of happiness
☻Between
two evils, choose
neither. Between two
goods, choose both
☻The
shortest way to do many
thing is to do a single
thing at a time.
☻Think
you are well, and all
that is well with you.
And nature will read
your thoughts and make
them true
☻Be
true to yourself and
others. Do not try to
appear better or greater
than what you are.
☻Troubles
which are tackled
instead of being
talkedabout, dissappear
like mist before the
morning sun
☻Undertake
not what you cannot
perform but be careful
to keep your promise.
☻Forget
injuries, but never
forget kindness
☻Learn
something new each
day-keep your eyes, ears
and most of all your
mind open.
☻Pray
as if everything
depended work as if
everything depended on
you.
☻In
success and failure, in
sunshine and rain, in
prosperity and adversity
be at peace with the
world and with yourself.
☻The
way you manage your time
determnes your success
or failure as a man.
☻Honour
the chief. There must be
a head of everything.
☻Be
glad and rejoice in the
other fellow's success.
Study his methods.
☻Do
not attempt to do a
thing unless you are
sure of yourself; but
don't relinquish it
simply because someone
else is not sure of you.
☻Do
not express dislike for
a person when (s)he is
not present to offer a
defence.
☻Prayer
is the first duty in
life; And to plead lack
of time for it is an
insult to GOD.
☻Who
agree like bell; they
want nothing but
hanging.
☻Anger
is a short madness.
Don't allow it to ruin
longstanding reations.
☻Nothing
is bad but it might have
been worse.
☻Loyalty
to friends and loyalty
to certain basic
principles are essential
to success in any
sphere.
☻Instead
of feeling inferior
because someone else can
do something you cannot
do, concentrate on what
you can do that others
cannot.
☻To
be angry is to revenge
the fault of others on
us
☻As
heat conserved is
transmitted into energy,
so can anger controlled
can be transmitted into
a power which can move
the world.
☻Our
errors are steps on the
way.
☻A
fool may be known by six
things :anger without
cause, speech without
profit, change without
progress, enquiry
without object, putting
trust in a stranger,
mistaking foes for
friends.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE
ABOVE QUALITIES??????
☻It
is better to be hated
for what you are than to
be loved for wt you are
not.
☻Love
all, trust a few, do
wrong to none.
☻You
will never find time for
any thing. If you want
time you must find it.
☻If
you want people to think
well of you do not speak
well of yourself.
☻Our
prayers should be for
blessing in general, for
God knows best what is
good for us.
☻If
you shed tears when you
miss the sun; you also
miss the stars.
☻You
may make mistakes, but
you are not a failure
until you start blaming
someone else for it.
☻ANGER
is only one letter
shorter than DANGER.
☻The
man who has done less
than his best have done
nothing.39.The world
makes way for the man
who knows where he is
going.
☻Think
more about what you can
make happen than about
what happens to you.
☻Stand
for truth even at the
expense of losing
popularity.
☻For
every minute of anger
you lose sixty seconds
of happiness.
☻Do
not do to others that
which would anger you if
others did it to you0D
☻Failure
establishes only this,
that our determination
to succeed was not
strong enough.
☻Write
injuries in dust,
benefits in marble.
☻Be
clean in all matters and
you will never be
ashamed.
☻Saying
"I did not find time "
shows you did not WISH
to do it.
☻People
who believe a problem
can be solved tend to
become busy solving it.
☻If
you don't think every
day is a good day try
missing one!
☻Learn
to hide your heartaches
and woes under a
pleasant smile.
☻Every
good thought is a star
which leads you on,
shining in the dark,
making your pathway
radiant.
☻Those
who do not have goals
are doomed to work for
those who do.
☻Be
thankful if you have a
job that is harder than
you like. A razor cannot
be sharpened on a
velvet.
☻When
you long for something,
it means you love it.
☻DON'T
ever give up before you
have solved the problem
you are facing.
☻Don't
say things. What you are
stands over you and
thunders, so nobody
would hear what you say
on the contrary.
☻Think
that day lost whose
decending son has seen
no worthy action done.
☻We
weave a tangled web when
we first practise to
deceive.
☻Love
is only chatter. Friends
are all that matters.
☻The
heart has its reasons,
which, reason does not
know.
☻Tommorow
I will live, the fool
says. Today is too late.
The wise lived
yesterday.
☻It
is better to forget and
smile rather than
remember and be sad.
☻The
more hot arguments you
win the more good
friends you lose.
☻Face
the situation fearlessly
and soon there will be
no situation to face.
☻Mistakes
fail in their missin of
helping the person who
blames them on others.
☻Do
not worry about failure.
Worry about all the
chances you miss when
you don't try.
☻Be
sure you are right and
then go ahead.
☻That
sorrow is heavy which
bows the head, when love
is alive nad hope is
dead.
☻The
truth that's tild with
bad intent beats all
lies you can invent.
☻In
life knowing how to lose
is just as important as
knowing how to win.
☻Think
in the morning, do it in
the afternoon, eat in
the evening,sleep in the
night.
☻If
hardwork is you weapon
then success will be you
slave.
☻Women's
heart is soft but if it
becomes hard, a diamond
also cannot stand it.
☻Though
you are travelling on
the right path, if you
take unneccessary breaks
others will push you
back.
☻Thankfulness
should be expressed, but
you shouldn't ask for
it.
☻Love
is all in fire and yet
freezing,
Love is much in winnig ,
but is more in loosing.
Love is ever sick and
yet is never dying,
Love is ever true and
yet is ever lying,
Love does doath in
liking and is mad in
loathing,
Love indeed is
everything, yet indeed
is nothing.
☻It
is important to follow
rules rather than to
make rules.
☻A
person in front of whom
you dare to be yourself
is you trues friend.
☻Never
express to the world
what you can do. Show
the world by doing it.
☻See
that you are needed to
atleast one person in
life.
☻It
is better for us to feel
bad rather than to make
others feel bad.
☻What
you don't like happening
to yourself, don't do it
to others.
☻Miracles
do occur, but one has to
work hard for them to
happen.
☻Show
appreciation of the
smallest services by
your loved ones and
employees.
☻The
higher we are places,
the more humble should
we walk.
☻It
is attitude rather than
your aptitude which
determines your
altitude.
☻Don't
be reckless with other
peoples hearts and don't
put on with people who
are recless with yours.
☻Don't
waste your time with
jealousy. Sometimes you
are ahead, sometimes
behind. The race is lomg
and in the end its only
with yourself.
☻Be
nice to you sibling.
They are your best link
to your past.
☻Understand
that friends come and
go. But you should hold
on to a precious few.
☻Don't
expect anyone else to
support you at any
point.
☻Dream
as if you will live
forever. Live as if you
will die today.
☻Be
prepared and some day
your chance will come.
☻Watch
the sun rise atleast
once a year.
☻Be
there when people need
you.
☻When
I hear someone say "life
is heard" I am tempted
to ask "compared to
what"-Sydney J Harris.
☻If
you are too careful, you
are so occupied in being
careful that you are
sure to stumble upon
something-Gertrude
Stein.
☻A
hero is no braver than a
ordinary man, but he is
braver five minutes
longer-R W Emerson.
☻Never
fear shadows. They
simply mean there is
some light near by.
☻Pain
is inevitable. Suffering
is optional.
☻Shoot
for the moon... cause
even if you miss you
will end up in the
stars-Les Brown.
☻I
started out with nothing
& still have most of it
left.
☻I
pretend to work. They
pretend to pay me.
☻Sarcasm
is just one more service
we offer
☻If
I throw a stick, will
you leave?
☻You!...
Off my planet!
☻If
I want to hear the
pitter patter of little
feet, I'll put shoes on
my cats.
☻The
Bible was written by the
same people who said the
Earth was flat.
☻Did
the aliens forget to
remove your anal probe?
☻
Errors have been made.
Others will be blamed.
☻A
hard-on doesn't count as
personal growth.
☻Whatever
kind of look you were
going for, you missed.
☻Suburbia:
where they tear out the
trees & then name
streets after them.
☻Well,
this day was a total
waste of makeup.
☻I'm
so unlucky that if I was
to fall into a barrel of
nipples I'd come out
sucking my thumb.
☻I
told my psychiatrist
that everyone hates me.
He said I was being
ridiculous - everyone
hasn't met me yet.
☻For
three days after death,
hair and fingernails
continue to grow but
phone calls taper off.
☻I'm
desperately trying to
figure out why kamikaze
pilots wore helmets.
☻We
had gay burglars the
other night. They broke
in and rearranged the
furniture.
☻Death
is the greatest kick of
all. That's why they
save it for last!
☻Im
not under d affluence of
incohol as some tinkle
peep. Im not half as
thunk as u drink. I fool
so feelish and da
drunker i stand here da
longer i get
☻How
would you like your egg
for breakfast....
hard-boiled or
impregnated?
☻Mobile
phones are the only
things in live of which
men talk about having
the smallest.
☻What
is similar to a woman's
period?
Ur salary - coz it comes
once a month, last about
5 to 6 day and if it
doesn't come it means u
r in deep trouble.
☻Do
u ever notice that when
you're driving, anyone
going slower than u is
an idiot and everyone
driving faster than u is
a maniac?
☻The
best way to remember
your wife's birthday is
to forget it once.
☻I've
used up all my sick
days, so I'm calling in
dead.
☻Give
a person a fish and you
feed them for a day;
teach that person to use
the Internet and they
won't bother you for
weeks
☻If
I told you that you
remind me of my mom,
would you tuck me in bed
tonight?
☻I'm
sweet like sugar, soft
like suede, but unlike
Nintendo, I never get
played.
☻Why'd
the couple stop after 3
children? Cos they heard
every fourth child born
is chinese.
☻Why
was Phillip's girlfriend
annoyed?
Coz she found out that
Phillips 24 inch was a
TV.
☻Why
did Tigger stick his
head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
☻"My
mom was a ventriloquist
and she always was
throwing her voice. For
ten years I thought the
dog was telling me to
kill my father."
☻"If
Dracula can't see his
reflection in a mirror,
how come his hair is
always so neatly
combed?"
☻"Bo
Derek turned down the
role of Helen Keller
because she couldn't
remember the lines."
☻"Happiness
is sitting down to watch
slides of your
neighbor's vacation and
finding out he spent two
weeks at a nudist
colony."
☻"He
who laughs last has not
yet heard the bad news."
☻"At
school we had a name for
guys who were 'trying to
get in touch with
themselves'."
☻"Denial
ain't just a river in
Egypt."
☻"Condoms
aren't completely safe.
A friend of mine was
wearing one and got hit
by a bus."
☻"We
must believe in luck.
For how else can we
explain the success of
those we don't like."
☻"It's
not the people who are
in prison that worry me.
It's the people who
aren't."
☻"Mr
Anaesthetist, if the
patient can stay awake,
surely you can."
☻"There's
no bigger fan of the
opposite sex than me,
and I have the bills to
prove it."
☻"The
flashier kind of widow
may insist only only
sleeping with black men
during the first year
after death."
☻All
I ever wanted is what
others have.
☻Laugh
on your one and the
world thinks you are an
idiot.
☻A
kiss that says it all is
seldom a first edition.
☻Women
have usually nothing to
wear and no room to put
it away!
☻It
is better to be fair
than to be popular!
☻The
strongest musle of the
human body is the
tongue.
☻Time
is something that makes
sure that everything
does nog happen at the
same moment.
☻Life
is not short, it is
being dead that lasts
such a long time!
☻I
intend to live for ever
and so far everything
goes well.
☻I
see things the way they
are and say: Why?
.................. I
dream of things that
never were and say: Why
not?
☻Life
is what happens when you
plan to do other things
-- John Lennon
☻copernicus
said:"men with dick in
peanutbutter is fucking
nuts."
☻Law
of Murphy.....
Everything that can go
wrong, goes wrong sooner
or later......Murphy was
an optimist.
☻It
is better to be rich and
healthy than poor and
sick.
☻A
lot of people are in
pain out of fear to be
happy
☻A
lot of people were never
happy because they
thought it had yet to
come.
☻A
laugh is the shortest
distance between two
people.
☻I
want to die sleeping,
just like my grandfather
..... Not yelling and
☻He
said:"I thank you for
the wonderful talk." ...
I had only been
listening.
☻When
your youngest child
needs sex education, you
have badly informed your
elder children on the
subject.
☻The
heart and the brain are
neighbours, but they
will never be friends.
☻The
present is just as
mysterious as the
future.
☻People
who do not want to be
disturbed, usually
already are disturbed.
☻You
can close your eyes for
certain facts, but not
for the memories.
☻Friendly
words do not have to be
long, the echo never
dies.
☻Woman
know that they are not
that pretty any more
when they have nothing
to wear.
☻What
do you have to do when
you fall into a river
with a sign "Forbidden
to swim?"
☻Be
yourself, there are
enough other people.
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