Jason Night's
Nonsense Gazette
Formerly known as Jason Sinkhorn (just so you know)





Publisher: Jason Night
Writer: Jason Night
Creative Consultant: Jason Night
Updated Not Daily, But A Lot

About My Nonsense Gazette And Website

I started writing stories one day, and I decided to begin a regular e-mail magazine type thingy. So I did. Then I thought of how many people I wasn't reaching, so I made this website. Everything, yes everything, is original. I don't steal or borrow others work or humor. From the stories to the crazy quotes, it's all me, no one else would write this stuff. I would like to thank everyone who reads and enjoys my "works." I'll keep them coming to entertain you all. Like any writer or entertainer I want to hear what you think, good, bad, or clever. Thanks.

Best Wishes,
Jason Night

P.S. Any donations can be wired to me by Western Union.  Or e-mail me saying you'd like to donate and I'll tell you where to send the check or money order.  Thanks:)

Footstool of Contents

Issue 1: Teeko Learns to Fly
Issue 2: The Illegitimate Child of Chattanooga
Issue 3: Pirate Jack and His Trip Around the Big Rock
Issue 4: Origins of Fish Dancing
Issue 5: Green Bean and the Circus of Death
Issue 6: Flamin' Pete
Special Valentine Issue: The Day the Turkeys Stood Still
Issue 7: Code Name: FlutterHigh
Issue 8: Nimble-Toed Jones
St. Patrick's Day Issue: Leppy the Leprechaun with Leprosy
Issue 9:Rando The Spider Wrangler
Issue 10:Sam and Spittle Adventures: Episode 1*Note: These characters will be continued in future episodes.
Issue 11:The Garage Sale...
Issue 12:Flight of the Cable Car
Issue 13:Back From Alaska
Issue 14:Randall Samuels and the Sacred Candy Bar*Warning: Contains some language...English. HA!. And also mild expletives. Rated PG-ish though.
Issue 15:~*NEW STORY*~ Seeking the Grimace

Nonsense Poetree (yes I know it's with a y)*
"Raccoons and Fireflies"
"A Tribute to Farmers and Country Folks"
"Until I Saw a Fat Man Bow"
The Infamous Three-Liners
**New** Shorts


**New Section**
Gazette's Original Pictures**New pic**

Opinionated Monolgues:
The Animal Monologue
The Auto-Flushing Toilet Monologue
The Road Construction Monologue
The Morality of Equality Monologue
The Relationship Reversals Monologue


Scripts:
Undergrad Christmas
The Kentucky Gentlemen


Bonus Material:
Quotes, Thoughts, Know What I'm Sayin'? Sayings, and Random Nonsense (Updated 03/16/04)

Advice Columns
More Everyday Advice
The Fu Twins Website **My band's site**More coming soon
Words That Sound Funny At 3 A.M.
The Nonsense Survey
The Nonsense Survey THREE!
Contact Me (Jason)
Be sure to sign my guestbook. Thanks

My Kind of Games
Dancing W (pronounced "dubya")game
Spec Ops:War on Terrorism game
Space Fighter Rebellion(it's arcade classic "Asteroid" only updated)
Paintball for Stress(Shoot at those darn smile faces in an office)

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