DUN DUN DUUUUN….It’s the Nonsense Survey three…I’m sorry…THREEEEEEE!
(Short but sweet)
By: Jason Sinkhorn
1.) Name that you wished you had:
2.) Capital of Mesopotamia:
3.) Individual you care about most:
4.) Individual you care about least:
5.) Individually wrapped snack cake favorite:
6.) *controversial question* Necrophilia or pedophilia:
7.) Orange, grape, strawberry, or schnazberry:
8.) Is there a such thing as not much of nothing:
9.) What makes that quick shrill screech sound in horror movie music:
10.) Screw the beef, where’s the donuts:
11.) Random stereotypical survey question:
12.) In the story “The Lottery” by Shirley Jackson, what is the symbolism of Old Man Warner:
13.) Penis…Wiener:
14.) Who wrote Randall Samuels and the Sacred Candy Bar:
15.) Did you get the last question right:
16.) You, yourself, and _______:
17.) According to the King Louie version of the green testament, who shot J.R.:
18.) Windshield wipers or just Rain-Ex:
19.) Preparation H or Plan B:
20.) Does Waldo really want to be found:
21.) Is Waldo guilty of tax evasion:
22.) Why won’t Wal-Mart duplicate the Florida Keys when I ask them:
23.) Were there filmed musicals during the silent movie era:
24.) Why does the head of George Washington appearing on the U.S. quarter resemble a Goomba from the original Mario Bros. Game:
25.) When Demi Moore put her hand through Patrick Swayze’s hand in the movie “Ghost” why didn’t her hand get covered in ectoplasm:
26.) Did DaVinci’s mom keep all the pictures that Leonardo made her to hang on the fridge:
27.) When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call:
28.) What is 73% of shut up:
29.) Where the heck have all my socks gone…I just got them at Christmas:
30.)What exactly is a cowpoke:
31.) What is your answer to this:
32.) And now your answer to that:
33.) Where do babies not come from:
34.) How do you like your pancakes, light and fluffy, or thin and floppy:
35.) In your own words describe what it feels like when a part of you “falls asleep”: