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NONSENSE SURVEY: #1
By: Jason Sinkhorn
~~~Basic Questions~~~
1. Full Name: Jason Robert Sinkhorn
2. Birthday: Every year around August 4th
3. Favorite Pie: Pi…3.14
4. Amount of times you've said the word pickle in the last 24 hours: 8
5. Your MasterCard/Visa number and exp. Date: 4113 5697 7958 0032 09/01
6. Can you feel the love tonight: It's day..but yeah sure
7. What is the definition of "the": Used when reference is given to a specific person, place, thing, or me.
8. Have you ever highlighted letters in a book to spell out cryptic or obscene messages: Yes.
9. What were those messages: If I told you…well you know…okay it said "Yay soup kitchens"
10. If you could be any kind of stuffed animal which kind would you be: Stuffed with what? Cotton? Polyester? Either way I'd be a spider monkey.
11. Have you ever been to a transported magically to Wal-Mart: One time but I was actually asleep and then we went there so it seemed like I just kinda appeared there.
12. What is your opinion of the revolution of farm animals: I think I expressed my opinion in the Day the Turkey's Stood Still story on my website.
13. How many times must you spin around before you get dizzy: Let me see…close to 78-100 revolutions.
14. Do you want to buy a vowel or spin again: C is for cookie…so I'll spin.
~~~What is the third thing that comes to your mind Questions~~~
15. Rat: Mat
16. Hot Roll: The Mayor
17. Blackout: DELLA REESE….HAHAHA (inside joke)
18. Pillowy Flat Bread: Crispy, Crunchy, Tender, Flaky Crust
19. Soup: kitchen
20. El Rancherito: El Rrrrrrancherrito!!
21. Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis: Mount St. Helens go BOOM!
22. Jason (be honest): moron…sorry self
23. Cracker: hehe you know…okay uh…Snack Cracker….Cracker Bob
24. Car horn: Honky
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