By: Jason Sinkhorn

    In the bloody, rat-infested, and all around not good hills of Takoir, Chaparandee, a large-scale war was raging.  There were many new technological weapons in this battle and also chemical weapons.  Thousands upon thousands of people had been killed and/or injured simply because they were in the bad luck place at the not happy time.  The war had gotten to where it looked like no one would "win" or wouldn't subside. 
    One day the  American Embassy in Chaparandee received word that an American college student had come up with a way to easily defeat the enemy and perhaps stop the war.  By sending an innocent looking Titmouse bird it wouldn't make the enemy suspicious.  So they gathered up every titmouse they could find and put them through intensive, yet humane, training.  They let all the weak titmice go. 
    The others went through intelligence training.  Sadly however, only one bird passed the test.  They gave this special bird the code name: FlutterHigh.  F.H. was to be made intelligent and given specific instructions to scope out an area, find bunkers, intel zones, etc., and to peck any poor soldier from the other side to death. 
    To make a long story short, FlutterHigh smashed into the engine of an ally jet and was completely disintegrated.  The Americans still "won" the war, but only because the other side decided to try and use hummingbirds as primary weapons.  Poor fools.