By: Jason Sinkhorn
In a three ring circus in Pallooka Falls Wisconsin,
there lived a man by the name of Repolet Tunow.
Repolet was a circus clown.  His stage name was
Green Bean.  Green Bean always stayed in his trailer
until the show started.
  No one knew what he did while he was waiting for
the show because he hardly ever socialized.  His only
friends were the midget in trailer 6F and the bearded
lady in 4C.  They were all the best of friends.  One
day the midget known to his friends as Midge was
walking along to visit go visit Green Bean.  He
knocked on Green Bean's door.  He waited and waited for
what seemed like a minute and twenty-three seconds,
but Green Bean didn't come to the door.
"Impossible!" Midge shouted, "He'd never leave his
trailer."
He hobbled quickly over to Leanna's trailer.  Leanna
is the bearded lady. 
She's hot, except for the beard.
"Leanna, Green isn't in his trailer" Midge said
"I know," she admitted, "I called him on the string-
and-can phone and he didn't answer."
"We have to find him then" Midge said like a superhero
about to leap from a building to save a lady whose
foot was caught in a revolving door.
They ran out and began looking for him.  They heard a
noise behind the elephant pen.  They went to
investigate and found the head clown, Moemoo, had been
stabbed to death.  They were shocked.  They looked at
the elephant.   He was holding a bloody knife in his
trunk.  He lunged at both of them, but they were to
quick for him.  They ran away to find Green Bean. 
They ventured towards the "Freak Show" booth where
Leanna worked.  They had noticed that the two headed
chicken with the rear end of an aardvark and legs of a
frog had been ran through with a log metal pole and
was being rotisserie cooked to perfection.   They
looked over and saw it.  The silverback
gorilla-man-toilet was staring hungrily at the
delicious entrée.  He growled and hit his chest at
Midge and Leanna to protect his meal. As they went
along they saw so much death and violence in the
circus ranks. They didn't understand what could have
started this.  They knew they had to find Green Bean
before he was killed too.  They passed by the
Ringmaster's trailer and called him names because no
one liked him.  He shot at them but he was blind in one
eye and only had two fingers on each hand so he missed
and hit the side of the tent.  The tent fell to the
ground.  It was all completely down on the ground
except for one part.  The shape in the center of the
downed tent was that of a human.  A real 100% human.
They pulled the tent off the man and to their relief
it was Green Bean.  He was hiding in the big top.
"You see, everyone expected me to be in my trailer
because I am always there.  I hid here in the ten
because know one would dare look for me
here." Green Bean said.
Green Bean had survived, but he looked different.
He had an evil look in his eyes.  Could it be that Green Bean had learned how to brainwash people
into taking violent tendencies?  Maybe.  Just be
cautious the next time you go to the circus.  If there are only three people in the show and the ringmaster is a midget then run.  Run for your normal human life.

Moral: The best place to hide is right out in the open.  Even if you are hiding from your own decision.