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The first picture in a series, and is proof that Dick Clark is
ageless and has been around nearly forever.

Former
Superman, Christopher Reeves offers an insightful and humorous look at his
disability in his new book.

HEY! Check out that normal white car!

Weekly World News eat your heart out. We have proof that two Civil War soldiers held up a local electronics store.

Need help? Call the Ambulance crew that keeps it real-all they way to the---hospital
