Some have titles, and some
don’t. Some make sense and most don’t
begin to be relevant. Some will have me
looked at funny. Oh well…Look at me
funny. I dare ya. And when you do I’ll take a picture of it
and make a new page on my site…Call it “What stupid people look like.”
I always knew our love was
meant to be
And I want you to be the
first thing I see
When I wake every morning to
go pee.
(Cannibal Love Story)
We got married and promised
the sacred plan
To love no other woman, no
other man
I just wish we didn’t eat
our guests out of a can
(Mistaken Identity)
I love everything about you
Everything that you do
I just wish you’d stop
saying “moo”
(Let Me In)
It was a beautiful ceremony
trimmed in ribbon and lace
I heard the celebration of
love and joy from outside that place
Because I was the one in the
dark parking lot that you sprayed with Mace
I am trying to keep all my
feelings in
Making sure that I don’t
commit an embarrassing sin
So please don’t make me play
Twister again.
(Take It How You Want To)
You say you love me like I
wanted you to say
I’d love to have you present
each and everyday
But that’s something my
wallet can’t afford me to pay
-*-*More To Come*-*-