"Hey! That's not muscle, you know! 'Tis pudge."
"You're my slavey, servanty thing."
"You look like a blood-thirsty beaver."
"It's a cross! It looks nothing like Texas!" - Ashley Hayes (I wish you could have been there; it was the funniest thing I heard all week)
"Somebody's thinking about that toilet all the time." - Yoko Sensei
"Now pumpkin pie is not flammable. At least I hope it's not. That's what the metal coils are for. So you burn it in the calorimeter and measure the temperature change associated with the pumpkin pie burning. That's where students seem to have a problem - They can't see heat associated with a piece of pumpkin pie." - Mr. Marker
"You need a lot of nose." - Yoko Sensei
"I've never thought of being run over by a truck as a physical thing. I've always thought of it as kind of emotional..."
"That refers to tending bees as you would cows." - Mr. Marker
"Mommy?"
"Pardon?"
"What?"
"That's right."
"Is that chocolate good?"
"Yeah, but you shouldn't get it near the computer."
(When you read this, pronounce brie like "bry" instead of like "bree"):
"I wish I could try brie."
"I won't comply by buying you brie."
"Buy brie or die!"
"If you think you're going to take it a second time, definitely take it once." - Mrs. Foley |
