"There are trombonists that would give their children for a line like that!" - Nord
"My mom is half ostrich."
"That doesn't mean I WANT to be rushed to the emergency room with a bleeding, scalpless head!"
"They're my arch enemy."
"So you're a superhero now?"
"Compared to ants!"
"Your second elbow from the left."
"It's supposed to be like tons and tons of dynamite... only more!"
"A flying squirrel might land to burrow a nest in your hair for extra warmth on these cold winter nights... and sleep with his tongue exposed... therefore... tasting your hair."
"At least you'd have a friend..."
"A creepy one who thinks my head is a bed/muff! I don't need any more friends like that!"
"New Hampshire, China, same difference." - Heather Balon
"You are the stupidest smart person I've ever met!"
"Soggy, purple, pizza sauce... I don't think so."
"It sounds like Barney would taste."
"I don't even think I know HOW to raise hell anymore! The absence of Jason ruined everything!"
"There goes your esophagus!" |
