"Are we practicing yesterday in seminar?"

"If I smell, I'm blaming you!"

"I
will eat your children if you marry my goat!"
"Who'd want to marry his goat anyway?!"

"My point's around here somewhere..." - Alice

"It's not my fault my butt is small...  It's in my jeans!" - Daisy! (who else?)

"We figured out in engineering class today that it's not a diplodocus Cory looks like - it's a brachiosaurus."
"You needed engineering to figure that out?"
"Well... We weren't exactly on task at the time..."

"Punk is ein Calvin Coolidge!"

"You're leaking paper!" - Jodi

"She ran into a beard and then apologized." - Reannen talking about Emily

"Oh!  Those are exercise machines!  I thought they were a dinosaur skeleton!"

"I think I'm single-handedly supporting Taco Bell." - Daisy

"Van Hedge Hoogen Boom."

"I like to talk to people who can hardly speak English."

"I can't imagine your mom having kids..." - Jesse

"If you don't like white, what color do you like more than a mirror?" - Jodi

"My birthday's May 28th."
"Hey, my dad's birthday's March 28th!  They could be twins!" - Daisy and me

"Promiscuous frogs?!"
"I've known people like that."
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