"Why do my genitals smell like your breath...?"
"My wallet is in my pants... which are on my leg... which is under a SEMI!"
"It looked like he combed it with a Kentucky Fried Chicken wing."
"You had really bad teeth."
"These are the same teeth I had!"
"...I thought you got new teeth that time!"
"No! That was Whitney!"
"If Irish dancing were easy, it would be called hockey!"
"Is that how sex works? The heat making the electrons jump around?"
"If you kill me I'll... die!"
"You need more sleep than I do - You're growing, I'm dying. Your cells need energy to move. Mine... cells don't need energy to die." - Mr Beehler, thanks Jodi!
"My mom crochets... It's not that hard."
"Yeah, well I'm not that smart."
"Well neither was my mom!" - Mr. Sierz and student
"Did you go through the drive-through?"
"No mom, I went through the drive-by!" - Doug and his mom
"I got a moldy tongue that grew hair and licked too many numb prostates!"
"My butt is clogged with prostates!" - Man! We need to lay off the prostates!
"How can they be under me if I'm on top?!"
"...That's why I don't call my boyfriend my boyfriend."
"Honey, we don't have scrotums on the kind of TV we watch. What are you looking for, the 24-hour-a-day scrotum channel?!" - My mom... |
