"How do you say, 'makes all your clothes come off' in German? Haagen Dazs!" - Aaron
"Inconvenient electric waterfalls."
"I'm bullet-proof."
"You're bullet-proof?"
"A little bit."
"The vending machine lets you know everything's gonna be okay. It's like, 'You're not gonna starve, cause I'm a vending machine... and I love you." - Aaron
"Have you ever seen the Great Lakes Whale Watching Museum?"
"Dude, I don't look at porn..."
"There's 12 kinds of Jesus in the editing here." - Brian Fuller
"That's disappointing to see the entire soufle unsoufled."
"Do you have a neck fetish?"
"Only with cats."
"I'm God's gift to boobs."
"Yeah, if God likes men!"
"Hey, I have plenty of boobs!"
"If you combined them with your buttcheeks you wouldn't even have enough boobs!" - Me and Jodi
"During the war we had to ration being mean to kids!" - Spencer
"The Germans may have done a lot of awful things in the past to my people, but at least they know how to make a decent toilet seat!" - Larry Sensei
"By the time we leave here we'll know like 40 Japanese songs... and we'll have made them ALL up!" - Matteo
"Albeit... it IS a furry pea." - Luke |
