"If you were a five-year-old, and you didn't have any hair on your head, and it was almost going to grow but not quite, and you walked into a room with all those sweaty ladies and sniffed them, would you grow hair on your head?"
"I like that accordian lick. It sounds like a good-natured French dude." - My mom talking about the ABC station's music
"Whitney... I think I have a granddaughter or someone named that..." - VERY old substitute teacher
"Who danced, the tomatoes?"
"No, the cucumbers!"
"I have more fat on my neck."
"Than who?"
"Than before."
"Who's before?"
"I don't have that many memories of him, but the ones I do have... I have them." - Cory
"Thank you Hamburger Helper company!"
"He's not as smart as he used to think he was."
"I didn't, but I did, I swear!" - Someone trying to make fun of me
"Do you like ska music?"
"Sometimes, when I can remember what it is..."
"You're the most disorganized organized person I've ever met."
"What day of the week is Wednesday?" - Man! I seem to keep saying that sort of thing, don't I?
"Well, I'd better be going. I have bell practice tonight."
"Oh, really? What do you do there?" - Emily's relatives :)
"I didn't know she had a dad." - I remember someone said that when I was in first or second grade |
