"That's all there is to it! ...But it's a complicated process." - Mr. Marker
"She wants you."
"No... but she does have pretty feet."
"You can be as far from womanlike as you want and still have big words, it's okay." - Cory
"Before you get off the web though, don't get off the web."
"It smells like BO hanging out to dry."
"Did your head spill?"
"Keep your eyes out."
"That guy's been in here every hour drinking some kind of caffeinated beverage. I'm gonna have to cut him off soon or his head going to explode or something, and I'm gonna feel really bad."
"If any of you think you need help from a more intelligent life form, just ask. I think Brad's available." - Mr. Brickner
"They use the term milli-something-or-other."
"Do you realize what a burden you've been to your family with your loud snoring?" - Uncle Clare
"So you're definitely coming next year."
"Yes, I'll mark it down on our busy social calendar. Can you see anything that would keep us from coming, babe?"
"No."
"...If I'm still alive..."
"Well no, I wouldn't expect you to come otherwise." - Relatives
"We can hear you writing on the chalkboard next door in Mr. Deitchley's room."
"That's because he writes in all capital letters."
"Turn that light off so it's not so dark in here." |
