"I've only seen one large dog so far, and that one was sleeping on the floor, so it may not have even been real." - Greg
"But if my legs are asleep I can't transcend!" - Justin
"The grizzly bear was like, 'Hey man! I'm furry! Wanna take a nap?'" - Luke
"I'll date the lizard."
"I don't know... what would you bring the children up as?"
"Lizards!"
"My torso is hot!"
"I'm sorry. For the torso only. The rest of you gets no sympathy! ...annoys me."
"Who, me?"
"No."
"Oh, the torso?"
"Yes! I always have to keep your torso happy!" - Me and Spencer
"We'll get a whole array of prostitutes of all three sexes." - Matteo
"We've found the northwest pole!"
"I think I have to say that lizards don't have big bums." - Heather B
"Your ass matches your belt." - Cory
"I'm going to get AIDS from walking in the smoking area!"
"Man who sleeps on narrow ledge must be careful not to toss and turn." - My dad
"Hi Mary, hi Bob... Hi VanDutchness."
"If you say you're going to do something, you'll do it sooner, even if you end up doing it later rather than sooner." - Teddy
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