| "They have freedom of stuff in Japan too, you know!" "That way I don't have to shoot them - I just blow them up." - Mr. Howard "Batman hair sucks!" "See you later!" "You're welcome." "Your nose makes noises without you?" "I always fart of my own accord." "If you don't believe in God now, you will after we study bees." "The last time we saw Charles, we never did see him again." "Pick a number between one and three." "Seven." "I cut myself bleeding!" "What was your favorite part of the train trip?" "The car ride." "I don't know where I put with it..." "Do you have to be a Jew to be Jewish?" "My supervisor might come over the holiday, and it would look bad if I had a sloppy lab." "You have a supervisor?" "I don't know." - Mr. Marker and student "You're gonna give up football to be a gay cheerleader?!" "Have you ever been in love before?" "No, I just sit in my room and get pale." "You're one of those zit-faced nerds, aren't you?" "No, but I try." |
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