"Why can't Brits just speak English?"
"Some people are under the mistaken impression that they do." - No offense, Brits! (this site does not necessarily reflect my opinions or those of my associates ;)
"I thought I put on green ones, but these feel like they're purple." - About underwear, hehe :)
"Mommy, is that crack?"
"No honey, we don't do drugs." - A little girl and her mom in a public restroom (get it? haha) Thanks, Jodi!
"Is there a lizard about this big that I could use for a puppy?"
"Birdsicles!"
"It seems like someone in every group I've been in smells like BO... and I'm sorry."
"You'll wake them up before we have a chance to wake them up!"
"I don't really want to spray hairspray on my panty line."
"How do I talk like a marshmallow?"
"Is it all gone or do we need more?"
"Every time I've ever seen you do that has been when I'm around." - Hmm, I wonder why...
"Bow holds and finger nails."
"I'm not your ear of corn!"
"I've never heard of anyone getting their scrotum caught in a foosball table."
"You have a dirty booger in your nose."
"Which one?" - What IS IT with these people?! Just pick the boogers and be done with it!! haha |
