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| "There's only one type of love." "That's disgusting!" "What's disgusting??" "So your love for your significant other is the same as your love for your family member? or pasta??" "You can't love pasta." "Why not?" "Because it's inanimate!" "So you can't love inanimate objects?" "No... well... you can love trees." "Oh, well I count love for trees the same value as love for people anyway." "...Are you lying?" "No." "Aahhh! Target shouldn't be allowed to put out Valentine's Day stuff... I mean, it's just so red already!" "It smells like you let about ten open bottles of cough medicine sit around in here... or else just poured it all over the counter or something." "Why'd it get louder all of a sudden??" "It got annoyed!" - about the sound on a DVD "It reminds me of my childhood." "No it doesn't!" "Good luck with your hell." "Ecclesiastes??! Why would you read that God-awful book?!" "Why do these watermelon Nerds taste like rotten carrots??!" "Austin, how was your workout?" "It sucked! I got there at 4:30 and it was closing at 5! And I didn't get to finish my workout and now I'm fat!" "You and my cat should talk." "What's wrong with bloody?? Just like skinny or nosy... I'm bloody - you can be skinny." - Heather's Hungarian roommate after being chastised for using the word bloody as an expletive |
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