"Someone tell the fireman to clean his head. Some SKUNK put sand in the fireman's hat! You tell him that if he has to pay, to burn your rear!" - lady in a nursing home (obviously for a VERY good reason...)
"What color is my favorite advisory in?" - I don't think I should mention a name for that one...
"What do you do when you see a tornado?"
"Stop, drop, and roll?" - ::sigh:: Crazy people at my school
"Are my dials pupilated?"
"Gecko? There's no gecko here." ::innocent look on face:: - A guy named Bruce
"You're a Homo sapien, a lesbian, and a gay pedestrian!"
"He lived some time, but not long." - My Uncle Clare
"We had a reason for it, didn't we? I don't know what it was..."
"Who was he related to?"
"I don't think he was related to anybody." - ::sigh:: relatives |
