"Are these little Japanese people?"
"No, this is Simon and Garfunkel..."
"I was thinking he was born in 1954, so when he turns 54, that will mean he's 100." - Me
"I need to look in the dog aisle to see if there's anything I can use for my wedding!" - Jodi
"I think your cheek looks like it got run over by a bird." - Jodi
"I hope nobody lost any limbs as we raced past some of these religions." - D. Obenchain
"I downloaded the Quran, and it was only 750 Kb."
"Muhammad's rolling over in his grave - 'I said RECITE! Not download in pdf format!!'"
"Like algae... Whales it eat - it must be nutritious... They get pretty large."
"And when I say 'people,' I mean giant bugs and gorillas." - Me
"I would have come if I was the toilet man."
"Where's your peeler?"
"You can use that on apples?"
"I think so. I use it on carrots all the time."
"You could even use it on squirrels probably." |
