"I'd better just shut up before I say something Tom will regret."
"Oh yeah, I have a black market cello case extravaganza in my basement!"
"This rule, if you don't get it, is hard to understand... but if you do get it, it's not hard to understand." - Prof. Brink
"I play like a... messy cheesecake!"
"I want to change his name - his names too birdy." (talking about her violin)
"Critics are like the eunuchs of music - they can talk about it, but they can't do it."
"Did we get a bad review??"
"No! You got a great review! ...but don't listen to it..." - Nord and student
"I'm like a tomato with a skin condition."
"Why isn't it handicapped accessible?"
"It's a cave... We'd pretty much have to get rid of it to make it handicapped accessible."
"Is it underground?"
"It's a cave..."
"Is it dark?"
"It's a cave..."
"He must sound like fish and chips with a side of cocoa..." - My mom trying to imagine Professor Van Liere's accent when I described it to her
"Is this the Van residence?"
"Sorry, you'll have to call the garage for that one." - Phone salesman and Prof. Van Liere
"It's one thing when a bug that's mating lands on you... it's another thing when people who are mating land on you."
"The A flat sounds wrong... so we should do it!" - Nord
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