"The fish was dead."
"No it wasn't; it was just sleepin'."
"Fish don't sleep floating at the top of the water on their side."
"Sure they do."
"How do you know?"
"Cause I used to be a fish once."
"Oh really? When?"
"Ohhh, about five years ago."
"And when you were a fish you always slept like that?"
"Yeah... It was just sleepin'."
"Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
"I don't know - who wrote it?" - Haha, thanks Em!
"Pass the chips or I'll have carpal tunnel."
"Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? He wanted to see what would happen. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game!"
"We'd be screwed without the nails and nailed without the screws."
"Brrr, it's dark in here."
"The violas need to be older." - Ah, the folly of listening to a detailed synopsis of Les Miserables while trying to write an orchestra critique... ;)
"If you haven't already started, finish cleaning up." - Leadership needs some sleep I think
"Was there a fish laying eggs at the pet store when we were there last week?"
"No, that was at the restaurant."
"Did they send Krissy home with her toe?"
"I got ketchup on my hand! Oh, that's a tongue, nevermind..."
"Are you British or retarded?" |
