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| "Red jack on the bottom! Misdeal!" "Oh yeah? What color was it?" "It was hearts!" "Your school ID is down there on the ironing board. Is that yours?" "Today's not 4-1." "Yes it is." "No it's not, it's 3-1." "T'ain't either!" "Yes! January, February, March!" "Yeah, that's four!" "No it's not!" "........Oh... I see." - My dad and grandpa arguing about the date "What letter is number 2?" "What number?" "I just said number 2!" "Oh, I mean what letter?" "That's what I'm asking you!" "What...?" "Nevermind! I'll ask somebody else!" "Oh, it's letter 2... I mean... number D." "Jon, where was my wedding?... Where was my reception?..... When was I married??" - My dad "You have to get up now. I'm going to church" "Okay... ::she goes to leave:: Hey, where are you going?" - Emily's mom and brother - Thanks so much to Emily for giving me her quotes! "We're an accident waiting to happen - We'd make the perfect mistake together." - My friend Jodi "I'm gonna go over there and ask her you told me!" "Ah! I splashed myself with dirty water!" "Is it bleeding?" - My dad and I "I think that one girl sitting in the back of the boat is a girl." |
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