"What is that?!"
"They're daylilies."
"Boy, they look like a rat!"
"Ingredients: skim milk, ... milk fat..."
"Your toes look like hands."
"Hey, math.... I mean... Alice."
"The hardest octave to tune is the octave."
"It didn't feel like a tooth... It felt like a really hard nose."
"What was the boar singing when he got his glasses?" - My dad
"You think the brain stem is a cucumber??" - My mom
"They killed my daughter and my wife right in front of me, and then they killed me... I mean... and I got away." - Mr. Breske
"Are those chickens?"
"Potato chips."
"I'm sure you don't want to lick off that plate that ate after me."
"Where did you do with it?"
"I didn't put it!"
"What kind of insects eat mosquitoes?"
"Birds!"
"There are no normal trees - they're all neurotic or psychotic or something."
"Bake at 300 degrees 1 hour 25 minutes or until cake springs bake when touched."
"Sample-sized coons?!"
"Remember that time when I killed you?" |
