"You should fill out a comment card."
"Yeah - 'your grass's root system is too dense.'"
"'I can't eat it!'"
"Get off my leg, piece of meat! ...Or stay and become a foot!" - Tom
"Oh! You ARE kind of jiggy!"
"Is there a growth on your snoogybum?"
"Diuretic!"
"What's that?"
"It makes you poop."
"No, I mean what's that food?"
"Oh... same answer!"
"If I scowl at you, it's a very Ives-ian kind of scowl." - Nord
"The best way to reduce the side effects of smoking... is to quit."
"I'd rather have it sharp than out of tune." - Nord
"So he hits me with a needle..." - Larry Sensei
"According to the Grand Rapids Press, which of course is infallible, except when they're wrong..." - Larry Sensei
"You have the same word for foot and leg?? How holistic a society is this?? Do you say the same thing for head??" - Larry Sensei
"The other day at IHOP - hangover breakfast - my friends and I thought up what our robot selves would be like... and it wasn't inventive at all... it was just US... only robots!"
"It's an OTD - Orchestrally Transmitted Disease!"
"The safest sex you'll get is here in Mozart."
"Make it not like a canary - make it more like... a rose-breasted grossbeak!" - Nord |
