"You have no butt today??" - Daisy
"Look, I'm pooping quarters!" - Daisy again
"I don't like Colonel Chanders' Sicken."
"Butt would block wind on engine."
"Kibbles is a retard sandwich."
"I can't get it - I'm retarded!"
"Wow, nothing gets past you."
"The way I look at it, teachers are feeding the students, and I lost my spoon." - Mr. Modlin
"He killed me and then he fell on me."
"Oh yeah, I f*** dead people."
"It was just hanging out there like the proverbial loaf of bread." - Radio host talking about a football
"I only like religious horror movies."
"Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you."
"Cars get the very worst mileage at zero miles per hour." - Gee, I wonder...
"Would you like to try some friction problems now?"
"No... but I would like ice cream!" - Hehe, Daisy
"It looks like you licked a numb prostate!"
"If you think about it, it's a no-brainer."
"I'm expanding my verizons."
"I have too much sugar and it's affecting my eyes - I'm hypoglycomic." - Mrs. Born |
