"Did you go tanning?"
"No."
"Oh... you look darker than you did yesterday."
"No... I'm actually pretty white right now."
"But you're darker than yesterday!"
"You know... I will be darker because I am Asian."
"But not since yesterday!" - Me and Natalie
"Look - there's the big dipper."
"I'm not really good at dipper things." - Me and Natalie
"If you're getting these emails but not in orchestra, or in orchestra but not getting these emails, or in the viola section and requiring a version with smaller words, let me know."
"My maniacal side was revealed there for a second, but I think I'm settling back into my soothing psychoticism..."
"So what you're saying is that you want to bring a car back with you, but you know you shouldn't because of moral reasons?"
"No, that's not what I'm saying at all."
"...Then what are you saying?"
"I'm saying I'm taking the plane both ways."
"Oh... then it would be kind of hard to bring a car back with you..."
"When people hit you do you just naturally lick your wrist??"
"You have kids? Or goats?" - Emily
"Ew, something smells!"
"Maybe you should stop talking into things that are going to ricochet your breath off of them!"
"They should know that someone named Alvin would be dead!"
"If I died and they did an autopsy on me, they'd probably think I was messing around with sheep... and swimming." - Cory |
