"Did I eat a skunk I didn't know about?"
"Not that I smelled..."
"I brush my teeth for a long time at night because it tastes good." - My roommate Emily
"Procreate profusely!" - Haha, Simon
"Haha, you're using Danish software!"
"I don't know if I should go see Eric because I'm afraid we won't have anything to talk about..."
"Oh, just bring him food!" - Me and my roommate Emily
"This is a more understated gay."
"Are there snickerdoodles in Canada?"
"We could rehearse tomorrow during chapel break."
"Yeah, we could."
"So instead of worshipping God we're going to come here and heil Hitler..."
"...Well, when you put it that way..."
"And so our skit is over - much like a bridge is over a river... a river that washes away the old and ushers in the new... much like a soul striving to better himself, helping an old lady across the street... an old lady with a powdered white wig made in a factory on the east side of Chicago... a factory striving for a quality product. Therefore, I conclude that this skit is a quality product, fit for people of all ages... especially old ladies." - Simon
"That was some great synchronized woahing!"
"That should be a new olympic sport!"
"I'm going to die a thousand different brutal deaths all at the same time!"
"It's only Salmonella! It only lasts a few hours!" - Blair
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