"It's hard to take over the world if you don't have opposable thumbs." - My Mom
"I like it when teas are a different color than they are flavored, because they taste different." - Me
"Bras are like mind puzzles to me." - Curt
"You're the only guy I know who can get turned on by his own cheek!" - Jodi
"Don't be sleepy! Oldies music!!" - Cory
"What DO they bury people my age in??"
"Do you have any use for an earwig?" - Rita
"Does anyone need to eat what's on this spatula?"
"How many times do I have to tell you this?? People don't have tails!!" - Rita
"Your ears look nice today!" - Tom
"I feel like a fluffy historian today!" - Tom
"But with science backing you... you should have the courage of a thousand suns!" - Spencer
"You're a better color than me." - C. Plantinga trying to say someone was less colorblind than him
"How do you feel about God?"
"I love God! He's like warm alcohol going down my throat."
"Doug is closed for repairs."
"They had tinkly music in there - it went really well with the meat."
"If you get hungry around 5:00, you can always eat my arm." - Jodi |
