"____ is a good head-banging song."
"Dude! It is!"
"Head-banging's stupid."
"That's because you don't have long hair."
"There are still three minutes left in this class. Three minutes times thirty people - that's NINETY wasted minutes!"
"I was trying to think what sushi is in Japanese."
"I'm glad our school makes full time of our uses."
"I'll eat you if you don't buy me a bra."
"With what?"
"My teeth!"
"I love it! It's a beautiful house! But I hate it." - Mr. Modlin
"You have a booger sticking out of your nose."
"What size?"
"Well whoever it was, they should throw themselves away when they're done with it."
"He's older than he actually is."
"So is this homework due two weeks from now?"
"No, it's due at the end of the period today... Or in two weeks, whichever comes second." - Student and Mr. Sierzputowski
"How are you?"
"What?"
"Good."
"Well, you're the one that made the trailer park so bad!"
"Mr. Eby doesn't really do much... besides run the school."
"Jars of Clay isn't a Christian group - they were at the Pulse Festival!" - You'll only understand that if you live here. |
