"I was about to die! But then I called 1-800-FedEx! They shipped my body back to me in 24 hours!" - lol, Jodi
"Stop! You'll stretch out my one leg and then I'll look retarded!" - Jodi
"He doesn't really seem like a blender type of person to me."
"Why don't you go with your head empty?"
"The Netherlands... you know - where Dutch people grow!"
"I can feel the butterflies gnawing at my insides with their ugly little petal feet!" - Jodi
"I am not like some random overcooked football player!" - Jodi
"Stop, you'll break all our legs!" - Jodi
"I'm double-jointed."
"Oh! That'll be good if you ever get killed!"
"Yeah, and when they're putting me in a body bag they'll say, 'Thank GOD she was double-jointed!'" - Betsy and me
"How hungry am I?"
"I don't know! I'm not in your stomach!"
"Live and learn."
"You either!"
"I think it's wonderful. You can swim there every day, which I'm going to do now. It's very good for the gonads... It's quite homosexual there, which is lovely. I'm not a homosexual myself - God hasn't yet blessed me with the homo experience." - Some old British man in an interview
"He didn't turn into a prince..."
"Well, not EVERY frog can secretly be a random prince!"
"Reread if you haven't read them." |
