Warning: The opinions contained in this site are solely those of the author which is pretty self explanatory but since there are so many idiots out there that feel as though their own opinions are in jeopardy if they hear or read something that disagrees with their own, he (I) figured that it would be best to warn such individuals ahead of time so that when he hears them complain he can say �Hey, I warned you and you didn�t listen! Whose fault is that?" These views are known to cause diarrhea, vomiting, shortness of breath, and an overall feeling of discomfort the same way that an episode of The Parkers causes such symptoms. You have been warned.

Learn to Spell Correctly
(01-20-08)

Another Reason that Memphis is Going to Hell
(03-05-07)

Valentine's Day: Also Known as V.D
(02-14-07)

The Pessimist's Creed
(01-01-07)

It's the most wonderful time of the year.
(10-27-06)

What men can learn from women.
(10-20-06)

Recent things that rock
(10-06-06)

MyDisgrace
(08-31-06)

Songs that people don't realize suck horribly bad.
(08-06-06)

The customer is always a royal pain in the...
(07-07-06)

An illustration of "it's who you know" in action
(06-13-06)

Abstinence makes it better.
(06-13-06)

Somebody else that needs to be jack-slapped....
(01-06-06)

The WWE is crap.
(12-31-05)

Bible D&D? Somebody Rolled a One for their intelligence rating.
(12-23-05)

Quit screwing up my games' dignities!
(11-19-05)

I should run for Memphis city mayor.
(11-02-05)

Shut up and cook me pancakes!
(10-15-05)

My Chemical Dependancy Romance is crap.
(10-07-05)

If you're illiterate, you're not reading this.
(10-01-05)

More stupidity from stupid people.
(09-23-05)

The 23^rd Psalm: The cause of moral failure in America.
(09-15-05)

"Stupid people don't learn if you help them" or "Why should we help the people of New Orleans?"
(09-10-05)

Puppets of price gouging.
(09-03-05)

John Roberts: 2 legit 2 be accepted.
(09-02-05)

The Tennessee Lottery: Helping others succeed because of your failures.
(09-01-05)

Shouldn't your baby be a Lindberg baby?
(8-31-05)

Season Finale cliffhangers are evil.
(8-30-05)

Paranormal bull.
(8-29-05)

Internet dating and phone chat services: flypaper for total losers.
(8-28-05)

Slipknot wants to sue the socks off of Coq Roq? What a crock!
(8-27-05)

Assassination Rules!
(8-26-05)

So "Emo" isn't short for Emo Phillips?
(8-25-05)

"Urban youth" and blacks: the only two demographics in the entire frickin' world.
(8-24-05)

l33t haX0r sp33k suX0rz
(8-23-05)

If the terrorists attack again I hope they nuke Hollywood.
(8-22-05)

Blood for Oil? Don't I Wish.
(8-21-05)

SURVIVE THIS!
(8-20-05)

A list of video games that will always and forever suck.
(8-19-05)

The Teen Choice Awards: Is there a more useless award?
(8-18-05)

Why the black community needs to get over themselves.
(8-18-05)

This site was programmed by hand in notepad for Windows.
Anything less is impossible...or notebook paper...or a napkin at Ci Ci's....it doesn't really matter because it's likely to be rather pathetic regardless of what it is. Oh yeah, and if anyone finds a typo feel free to e-mail me so I can correct it. I'm far too lazy to search through all of these for typos so the burden is on you people.