March 05, 2007: More Memphis crap. February 14, 2007: Nice cheery anti-valentines day rant. The most significant, meaningful thing you'll read all day. January 1, 2007: Well, I think that this is the darkest one I've ever written called The Pessimist's Creed and it's just in time for the new year. You're welcome. October 27,2006: Have written a cheery piece for the holidays (i.e, Halloween), called It's the most wonderful time of the year. October 20,2006: Another quick rant/blog/load of crap entitled What Men Can Learn From Women. Bask in my sage advice. October 10,2006: Wrote another article/paragraph called Recent things that rock! August 31,2006: I've written a brief tale of the most sordid kind called MyDisgrace. No, it isn't a typo for those two words not to be separated. August 06,2006: A new rant is out! This one is near and dear to me. It is called Songs that people don't realize suck horribly bad.. July 07,2006: In honor of the second Pirates of the Carribean movie coming out, I've written a rant about a completely unrelated subject called The customer is always a royal pain in the.... June 13,2006: Okay, so it's been over 5 months since my last post. Oh well. I gotta start back sometime. However I decided to post two of them. So hopefully I'll get back into the habit of sporadically updating this thing. Anyways go ahead and read Abstinence makes it better and An example of it's who you know in action. January 06,2006: My first post of the New Year is up now. It's called Somebody else that needs to be jack-slapped..... An instant classic says I. Wishful thinking? In ways you can not yet imagine. December 31, 2005: My last post before the new year. The WWE is crap is now posted. Not that anybody ever reads this site anyways. Ah screw it, it's fun to do anyways. Happy New Year! (If that's even possible....more like crappy new year.) December 23, 2005: It's been a month but here's a new one for you called (in short) Bible D&D. I'm busy playing Resident Evil 4 so that's all I'm saying for now. Leave me alone. November 19, 2005: Sorry about the lack of updates for a few weeks. Projects here at college are coming due and I must needs work on those instead. Just for you though (and only you) I decided to post another rant entitled Quit screwing up my games' dignities! which I'm sure isn't grammatically correct but I don't care to look it up or figure it out. I'll be home on December 16th and I should be able to update a little more often. Maybe. November 02, 2005: Now that mid-terms are over, I've written another rant entitled I should run for Memphis city mayor. I'm not so sure that I'll keep trying to update every week since it becomes a bit bothersome to come up with something to rant about. It's easier when it just pops into my head so I'm just going to update when I have something to post instead of forcing a rant (much like forcing a kidney stone I guess). October 15, 2005: Against better judgement, I decided to write Shut up and cook me pancakes! which deals with feminists who whine about stupid stuff. I would expect hate-mail from this one, but then again I just remembered that basically nobody reads this site anyways. October 7, 2005: Wrote My Chemical October 1, 2005: I wrote my first non-news related article in a while. It's called If you're illiterate, you're not reading this. It's good clean family fun. Read it now. Go on. Do what I said. Pronto. Okay, okay, fine you can read it on your own time. See if I care. I also went through and reduced the font size on every page except for Video Games that will always and forever suck. The reason I chose to leave that one alone is because the length of the game review corresponds to the number of screenshots and if the font size is shortened then it throws everything off. It doesn't matter but I intentionally had it set up that way when I first wrote it and I'd like to keep it that way. September 23, 2005: I have churned out yet another rant based on political stuff. I'm probably going to take a break from that for a little while. It's fun but I start to get irritated while writing it. Creating the image for it was fun. Oh yeah, anyways it's called More stupidity from stupid people. I hope you enjoy it. September 15, 2005: Posted The 23rd Psalm: The cause of moral failure in America. September 10, 2005: My new rant "Stupid people don't learn if you help them" or "Why should we help the people of New Orleans?" is written. I'm sure people will find it possibly in bad taste but oh well. I have a point to it (as I do to most rants), but you have to read through it completely and look past any sarcasm. I'll try and keep this on a once a week basis but with classes, who knows how that will go. September 03, 2005: My last post before leaving for college, Puppets of price gouging, has been posted. I'll try and update about once a week but I can't guarantee anything. Oh yeah and I reset all of the counters on my page so that I can have a more accurate representation of who visits. I didn't realize that geocities had a statistics page for my site that I could check. Too bad I can't reset it because I threw it off by checking it all the time for problems and typos. September 02, 2005: I posted John Roberts: 2 legit to be accepted. September 01, 2005: I posted The Tennessee Lottery: Helping others succeed because of your failures. Only three more rants until I leave for college. I noticed that my counter is kind of quirky. I was testing the site last night and I noticed that when you click on the "back" link at the bottom of my pages the counter reads "00001" instead of the actual number and I'm not so sure the counters on most of my pages work anyways even though it's the same counter code from the first page. I say this because several of my friends have read my video games page and it only reads as one visitor. Hmm. Oh well. I guess I could always go to geo-cities and jack up the counter but that would be cheating and I want it to be an accurate representation of who all has visited (even though about 3/4ths of the main page's counter is me checking to see if everything is fixed after I revise or post a page). Ah, who cares. August 31, 2005: Shouldn't your baby be a Lindberg baby? has been posted. The ending may have been in bad taste but I couldn't possibly care less. It's 2:00a.m. I don't care. Read it now, it's awesome because I said so, I wrote it, and it's my site so I can say whatever I want to about my own material. So there. August 30, 2005: You have another gem to read entitled Season Finale cliffhangers are evil. I wrote it while watching TV and having the power go off and on about 4 times. Thank goodness it was only for a split second, not that massive power surges are good for electrical appliances like TV's and laptops but then again, that's what surge protectors are for. August 29, 2005: I finally wrote Paranormal bull and posted my Sunday rant. I wrote the new one at about 4:00 in the morning. I had better things to do though, like get to the end of Kingom Hearts: Chain of Memories as well as watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer so I could ogle Sarah Michelle Gellar. What? Don't look at me like that. She's frickin' hot. Oh like you've never done anything like that? Hypocrites! Quit judging me! She's hot and you know it! So get off my case. August 28, 2005: After much thought, I wrote Internet dating and phone chat services: flypaper for total losers. Only six more posts until I'm at college. Then you'll have to wait a while before injecting my site into your veins for your fix. You know, since there are so many people that flock to this site on a daily basis (rolls eyes). I can dream can't I? That's why I call this site The Best Website in My Entire Zip Code I know my place. I know where I rank. I'm not stupid. That's why I keep my expectations low. You should try it sometime. It's great because once you quit expecting everything to be awesome, you quit being disappointed (most of the time). Apathy rules! Or at least I think it would if I actually cared. August 27, 2005: Posted Slipknot wants to sue the socks off of Coq Roq? What a Crock! August 26, 2005: Churned out Assassination Rules!. Only one week from tomorrow and I'm back in August 25, 2005: I squeezed out another page entitled So "emo" isn't short for Emo Phillips?. I don't know whether or not I can keep up with an every day thing since it's becoming increasingly difficult to do this and do it well. Maybe it's just me thinking that my writing is starting to suffer. Oh well I guess I can keep it up for a few more days since I leave for college next Saturday (09-03). After that it will only be once a week. August 24, 2005: Wrote "Urban Youth" and blacks: the only two demographics in the entire fricken' world. I was surprised I squeezed it out since after a while I forgot where I was going with it and almost had to start over. Trying to update everyday isn't easy. When I go to college though I'll only be able to update once a week so that'll give me some time to think and college should give me some more inspiration. I hear alot of stupid things from alot of stupid people while I'm there. It's like a neverending spring of inspiration. I can hardly wait. Too bad they actually expect me to do work while I'm there. Oh well that's life for you. August 23, 2005: Began and finished l33t haX0r sp33k suX0rz. Changed the font on the about page as well as correcting many grammatical errors as well as typos in my other pages. Also created a links page. August 22, 2005: Uploaded If the terrorists attack again, I hope they nuke Hollywood.We'll see. August 21, 2005: Uploaded Blood for Oil? Don't I Wish August 20,2005: I uploaded this pointless news page as well as SURVIVE THIS. I also eliminated some more pointless code from previous entries. August 19, 2005: While watching That 70's show at about 12:00am, I began work on Video Games that will always and forever suck. I finished typing it at about 3:30am. After waking up at about 1:00pm I decided to play around in the html code. Let me just say one thing to anyone out there who is planning on building a web-page using Microsoft Word 2003's web wizard...don't. For the sake of your soul don't do it. Word throws tons and tons of meaningless, pointless code into your html document. If I accidentally deleted the directory index_files or games_files off of my hard drive then the accompanying html document went with it even though they were in seperate directories. I had to almost completely redo the pages by hand to fix that little problem. Anyways after fixing that problem I taught myself how to program tables by hand so I could do it on my own later. I finished that and at about 5:00pm uploaded my Video games that will always and forever suck page. Then I created a banner for my site which I will use eventually. A friend of mine is posting me on her links page (score!). I'll probably add some code so if you want to link to me on your site using a banner you'll have the code. But I'm done uploading crap for today so screw you. August 18, 2005: I decide to whip up my first entry into this site and submitted Why the black community needs to get over themselvesat about 3:30am. Later in the afternoon, after I woke up from some much needed sleep, I decided to whip up another entry entitled The Teen Choice Awards: Is there a more useless award? I submitted it at about 4:00pm. Well, that's it for my news page. As I do more and more junk you can follow my less than intrepid journey on the internet. Try not to fall asleep too often. Fixing your keyboard after you drool on it is pretty hard to do properly.Dependancy Romance is crap. I haven't had this much fun writing one of these in a while. Will it more than likely piss someone off? Yeah. Do I give a care? Not even remotely. It's my site and I can say whatever I jolly-well please. You don't like it? Make you're own website and complain about it.jail college. Then it's down to about one post a week at best.
