There is nothing on tv right now worth watching but since I feel like watching SOMETHING I decided against better judgement to leave it on UPN. UPN Sucks. Don't ever watch it. There's nothing good to watch on it. I hope UPN disappears off of the face of the planet. Anyways I'm watching eXtra and I realized how much people in Hollywood suck. I heard about Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's relationship. They want to have kids but since they feel married they decided it wasn't necessary to get married. Instead they live like horny teenagers. I don't care but for some reason I know about it now. It must be a challenge to have a relationship with no binding commitment huh? You two suck, go away. Nobody cares about you anyways. P Diddy is now just Diddy. Good job dipweed your on course to catch up with Cher's record for reinventing yourself. Stupid poser. The movies Rocky VI, Rambo IV, and Lethal Weapon IV are in production. HEY HOLLYWOOD, GET SOME NEW IDEAS AND QUIT TRYING TO CAPITALIZE OFF OF OLD MOVIES! You're going to ruin Rambo and Rocky has sucked since number IV and reached the point of no redemption in number V. Don't make me hate Rocky completely. Nobody cares about Lethal Weapon anyways. Two new reality shows are coming out. Big freakin' whoop. Reality shows suck. I don't give a rat's behind that Tommy Lee is going back to college and that he has the hots for his gorgeous tutor. And woopidee-doo he now plays for the college band. Nobody cares because he's still a loser anyways who played for a crappy band and now has every form of Hepatitis available. I'm sure the college deans can't wait to have him spread hepatitis around to a bunch of horny college girls who can't keep their legs shut. "Oh my goodness it's Tommy Lee! I'm so turned on by the fact that he's crawling with disease, was with that slut Pamela Anderson, is tattooed to the point of being disgusting, but he's such a rebel and blah blah blah blah CRAP!". Tommy Lee sucks. And Monique, from the abomination that is The Parkers, (which is also on UPN. CURSE YOU UPN YOU STINK!!) is having a new reality show for plus size women. It's a beauty pageant which is for fat bloated women who didn't take care of themselves and now they need help feeling good about themselves because morbidly obese women need loving too apparently. I've got news for you, fat isn't sexy fat is disgusting. You can lose the weight if you really want to. I dropped from about 200lbs to 145 in three months because I got off my rear end and exercised and ate right. But your too fat and lazy to do that on your own and so you need someone to tell you that it's okay to be a whale. It's not. You're not sexy, your fat and its nasty. If you have a disorder then fine but if it's pure lazy then you're a loser and I have no sympathy for you because you brought it on yourself. The contest emphasizes healthy not skinny. Apparently being healthy and being in shape (i.e, being in the right shape for your height not your weight) is not the same thing. Such methods of getting these grotesquely fat women in shape is pole-dancing. The pole is about as big around as a Giant Sequoia or a Redwood tree to counter balance their sheer magnitude. Get in shape. It's not as hard as you make it out to be. Quit whining, put the twinkie down and get in shape. If Kirstie Alley can do it so can you. Nobody wants to see you strut/waddle a runway with your massive thunder-thighs colliding together and cracking the foundation while cellulite forms before our eyes. You too Monique and for once, quit your day job. You aren't funny and you're show sucks. Cheer up though because at least it isn't the excrement that is Girlfriends. The Rolling stones are going on tour again. Mick Jagger and his lead guitarists look like ancient re-animated corpses with hair and skin pigment. I don't think I've ever seen more shriveled up, sickly disgusting looking "rockers" in my entire life. I hear that they quit waving to fans after the lead guitarist tore both of his rotater cuffs while waving goodbye at a concert. I'm waiting for the time when the band goes to hit some really wicked power cord and the guitarits arm tears out of his socket and falls on the ground. That would be awesome because then he would bleed out, the Stones would have no guitarist and hopefully they would all have heart attacks from the site of it. Maybe then we could be rid of these geezers. Until then I can only hope Mick's respirator quits working. I hate the Rolling Stones. I know who the highest paid person in Hollywood is. Big whoop. Who cares? Tyra Banks has a new talk show coming out that is supposed to help women feel good about themselves. Hopefully it won't be like Jenny Jones's "if you've got it flaunt it" garbage, but since most stuff on tv is crap nowadays anyways it probably will be. The only good thing about the show is that Tyra Banks is hot. The only good thing I saw on this entire episode of eXtra was the fact that David Spade will have a show that makes fun of people in Hollywood. God bless David Spade. I can't think of anything to write about anymore. People in Hollywood are stuck up snobs who think that the world revolves around them. Well guess what? It doesn't. Nobody cares about your opinions (much like nobody cares about my opinions) and people that buy into your crap because your popular need to be slapped and told to get a mind of their own. I hate Hollywood.
