I saw a stupid show the other day called Unexlplained Mysteries and for those of you who have never seen it or heard if it the show is basically a tv-version of Coast to Coast A.M formally hosted by Art Bell. Anyways the show was about ghosts and peoples close encounters and the psychics who got involved. I don't know how many shows like this you may have seen but there seems to be a trend with these paranormal investigators (a better term would be scam-artist). These people have got to be the most bizarre individuals you will ever meet. And they always wander around these haunted houses with their eyes shut and moving their hands around much like they were Adrian Monk. I figure these people were the outcasts of all social outcasts which is why none of them are ever in shape. One man I swear to you looked almost exactly like Michael Moore in every way except that he only had three moons orbiting him instead of six. These people also wander around making vague general statements about nothing. They make statements about feeling cold or sensing a presence (which ironically nobody else can sense) and then the people get the bill and end up selling their first-born into slavery.

There was another special I saw about Electronic Voice Phenomenon. This is the weirdest thing and perhaps dumbest things I've ever seen. For those of you who saw White Noise you know exactly what I'm talking about. The special showed people listening to the "voices" they recorded (which was a change from the voices in their heads apparently) and they were stretching pretty hard for some of these interpretations of what the "voice" was saying. Undoubtedly every one of them was from the dearly departed. BULL-CRAP! When you die, you either go straight to Heaven or Hell. You don't linger around. "To be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord", is what the Bible has to say about that. That line of course is speaking to those who are saved and going to Heaven, otherwise your in Hell. It also says, "It is appointed unto man once to die and after this the judgement". When you die, that's it you don't get to screw with peoples minds (although that would be so awesome to do). The other implication of that verse is that reincarnation is a load of hogwash. The "ghosts" that people communicate with and the "dearly departed" that mediums contact are in fact demons. If you want to open the door to demonic-possession go ahead and break out your Ouija board and have a seance. Ghosts don't exist, but demons do.

Anyways the point of all this is that people who go ghost hunting are idiots and need to be slapped. Most of the ones I've seen are the same ones that go searching for UFO's and they're all redneck, white trash which does nothing to eliminate the stereotype that all southerners are inbred monkeys. Oh well, what can you do about that? Anyways back to ghosts. There are no such things, I don't care what the "evidence" says all that proves is that some entity from hell is speaking to you. "But they said they were an angel/friendly". What do you expect them to say dipweed? I want to posess you and drag you into the pits of hell? No. They aren't stupid. Quit screwing around by trying to contact the netherworld. I'm sure you can find something better to hunt for like a job.

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