Valentine's Day: Also Known as V.D

Alright, so I wrote one of these rants against valentine's day last year but was unable to post it in time for the holiday so i had to wait until now to write another one. And as you can guess by the title, no, it's not gonna be happy.

So Anyways I would just like to point out that I don't find it as being any small coincidence that the holiday of Valentine's Day can be abbreviated by using the letters V.D. Cynical you say? Absolutely says I and yet I'm going to draw a few comparisons. Allow me to list them since I'm too lazy to write it in paragraph form:

  • It isn't a pleasant sensation for most people (unless you're into pain you sick masochist)
  • You can easily spread the misery to others
  • It isn't a permanent sensation but shows up at least once a year to make you suffer.

    I really think it's a conspiracy. On top of all that there's all this lovey dovey crap going on to encourage promiscuity which results in two things: V.D, and the creation of even more people to make life suck even more.

    What else sucks about this holiday? Conversation hearts. Wow I hate those things. These are far better and more appropriate for the holiday.

    Where am I going with all this? I don't know. But hopefully Valentine's day will get a clue and go back to the hell whence it came. Notice the over-abundance of the color red? Yeah, that's Satan's color. Red. And all the white? That's him trying to deceive you by appearing as an "angel of light" and think that there's something good about this holiday. But my friends I am here to show you the light and for that you owe me you're first born.

    Happy Single's awareness day!

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