I know I'm probably resurrecting a dead horse only to begin beating it until my arm falls off but since when have I ever backed down from a bad topic? Anyways the other day I was looking at gas prices and wondering why anybody still buys into the whole war for oil bit. I thought that surely the American people aren't stupid and can realize that if we were really robbing the Arab's blind of their oil that gas wouldn't be roughly the price of one of my tuition bills for college in order to fill up the tank. And in spite of that I continue to hear this whiny little hippy protestors continually gripe and complain about "blood for oil". I wondered, "how can these people still believe that it's all about the oil when gas companies are practically raping you at the pump (those pump nozzles hurt). Then I saw a political cartoon that showed me the new line of thinking to cover up the fact that these protesters have their heads firmly inserted into each other's behinds. It's all a conspiracy so that the big gas companies can make a profit by screwing over everybody in the nation by charging obscene amounts for gas! God forbid that these people admit they were full of crap and that we weren't in it for the oil. No, instead they have to make up another completely unfounded theory about what Bush's real agenda is. The whole war is a conspiracy to give his gas buddies a huge profit. It wouldn't be so bad if maybe these morons could actually produce any proof that this is true. I guess that would be too much to ask for but I guess since there is no way of doing that they have to scream it louder and louder to make people think they're passionate about letting the American people know about an evil conspiracy and not the fact they're just full of massive amouts of steaming, smelly, human feces.

Here's my proposal: You want blood for oil, I would be happy to oblige you. Here's the deal (read carefully because I'm only going to type this once): I kill you (blood) for being a whiny, imbecilic, brainwashed, tree-hugging hippie who has bought into this crap about being able to settle things peacefully with anybody even if they are hellbent on killing us no matter what we do (and I know you're not going to fight back because fighting off somebody who's trying to kill you is wrong and violence is bad and blah blah blah you make me want to puke) and then I steal your gas (oil) that way I don't have to pay for it. And since your such a hippie you don't want to be responsible for polluting the environment with the gas fumes from your car so it's not like you'll be using it anyways. See the relationship there? It's pretty obvious if you ask me. I think we can agree if everybody lived by that code of blood for oil we would all be a little richer and we wouldn't have to listen to this hippy crap.

Along these lines let me just say something about Cindy Shehan (is that how it's spelled? Ah, like I care anyways). YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS LOST SOMEONE IN THE WAR!! NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK! Yes your loss is tragic and you have my sympathy but to try and capitalize on it to promote your own political agenda is probably making your son roll over in his grave. This isn't even about her son though, this is her chance to get famous. How many hundreds of mothers have lost children in the war and yet only a handful actually get any recognition from it. Why isn't every mother who has lost a son protesting the war? Because many of them realize that whether or not these pacifist idiots agree with the war or not, their child died serving his/her country and that he/she died with the dignity of a soldier. I have a brother in the military and if He were ever shipped out to Iraq and was killed, I would be proud of the fact that he was killed while shooting the snot out of some stupid terrorists. Yes it's tragic but to try and use their death to advance an agenda to undermine everything they fought for is truly a disgrace to them. Shame on you and shut up.

Whether you agree with the war or not (if you disagree you're wrong) somebody needed to kick Saddaam's fat rear-end whether we did it or not. And who gives a flying crap whether or not we ever catch Bin-laden. If we see him anywere we'll blow his ugly head off and use it as a party bowl to eat tortilla chips and salsa out of. Some people just need killing and war is an awesome way to do it. Now shut up and quit protesting 'cuz your really ticking me off. Kill 'em all. No mercy, no remorse, just kill 'em all.

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