Someone else that needs to be jack-slapped...

That's right folks, yet another person has been added to the list of people that I would love to see pummeled into the ground like a railroad spike. Who get's the brunt of my annoyance this time? I'm glad you asked. The name of the individual is Kentuckyfriedcruelty.com. Yeah. You read it correctly. The individuals name is actually a web url. I didn't believe it at first but then I checked the site by the same name and saw a picture of said moron's driver's license.

Kentucky fried dumb-ass

I usually try to avoid any form of profanity on this site but honestly, that's the only thing I can come up with for this guy that is actually fitting enough for him. This sadly is not a forged image. I did not find some random shmuck's driver's license and doctor it in Photoshop. This is the real deal yo. This guy, in order to "make a statment" decided to legally change his name to "Kentuckyfriedcruelty.com" in order to advertise PETA's website which attempts to villify KFC's practices. Their slogan on the site is "Kentucky Fried Chicken Does Chickens Wrong" which has a picture of Colonel Sanders holding a sharp knife against a chicken who has a terrified look a on it's face. You can actually check out the site here. I read a little bit about this guy and obviously his parent's didn't slap him/beat him enough. Apparently one of the defining moments in his life was when he was a kid going fishing and couldn't stand the sight of a fish wriggling on the end of a fishing hook. He then went "vegan" at the age of 15 and his parents were apparently very supportive. He then crusaded for his school cafeteria to offer more vegetarian choices on the lunch menu. When I was growing up, my dad would have told me to get over it and that fish are made for eating, who cares if they flop around on the end of a hook. Also, my school lunch lady probably would have laughed in my face if I tried to get her to change the school menu which has basically been the same for almost 20 years. Then this idiot decides to go and basically give oral to PETA by changing his name to their site url basically acheiving ultimate brown nosing status.

In addition to captain dipweed here, there are several other stories of PETA crusaders on the site all of which are equally stupid. One of them failed biology because she refused to dissect a DEAD frog. Even worse, there is a list of celebrities that are pro-PETA who are trying to get KFC to change their methods of raising chickens. One such celebrity did a voice over for a video which is anti-KFC. Is it any surprise that Pamela Anderson is the celebrity? Apparently intelligence is inversely porportional to bust size. One other celebrity(?) that is listed is The Dahli Lhama. (Sound of crickets chirping) Does anybody seriously give a crap about what "his holiness" actually thinks about people that kill chickens. The guy's hindu isn't he? They hate all types of meat! Big friggin surprise, this guy doesn't like KFC! Some of the main gripes against KFC are raising chickens that are so large, they are crushed under their own weight and suffocate. The chickens are de-beaked while alive! Some of them suffered in the de-feathering machines. A couple had their faces spray painted. Is anybody else achieving as colossal a level of apathy about this as I am right now? These people make the claim that chicken's are apprently a very intelligent animal. Oh really? I don't see anybody studying them like dolphins and apes are studied? Do you ever see wild chickens anywhere? No! Do you know why? Because they all are in captivity because they were too dumb to see it coming. That's why we eat them all the time, because they're stupid! Also, do you think that dying in any way shape or form would be painless? Beheading may not take a long time, but for a split second it's going to hurt like crap. Oh sure it's only like 1/1000ths of a second but that's too long if you ask me! Am I being overly sarcastic right now? Oh yeah. "Oh no, a chicken suffered!" ::Burp:: Well that sucks for him doesn't it. Still tasted pretty good so I'd say his death was worth it no matter how much he suffered. To quote Dennis Leary "Meat is murder, and murder tastes pretty damn good!"

What's truly ridiculous about this is that these people refuse for some reason to accept that fact that man is superior to the animal kingdom and were placed in dominion over them. Read Genesis for more information. PETA says that if these types of things were done to dogs and cats people would be ticked off. Well yeah, because people don't torture the family pet like that unless their a sadistic creep. However, these things are raised for the purpose of being eaten, so who cares? I eat it either way, so what does it matter? And if people are just animals anyways, then where is PETA's righteous indignation at the millions of abortions every year? Partial-birth abortion is a far more heinous act than scalding a chicken to death. Is it any surprise that this world is going to hell in a hand basket. Although according to PETA it's probably more like a bucket of original recipe than a basket. I just hope mashed potatoes and gravy are included.

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