Alright now contrary to what the opening title of this seems to be referring to I am not going to write an entire article about sex. You can read enough blogs by 14 year olds on myspace.com if you're really that desperate (though I doubt that the word abstinence is even part of their vocabulary, that or self control, or not behaving like a filthy slut...though that's more of a phrase than anything else). I figured this would be a nice way to convince myself that being utterly lazy when it comes to updating my site by telling myself that people actually read this crap and have been waiting for me to update so that they may bask in my wisdom. However right now I don't have anything to post that has any significance to it (I figured I'd keep with tradition). So, the following is a list of things that I've been wrong about: That about wraps it up. Silent Hill friggin' rocked and even though much of the plot regarding Cheryl (re-named Sharon for the movie) was changed, the fact that the director consulted the game producers makes it all work out. If you have a chance to see it, say in a $2 theater or a bootleg off of the internet (you know how to get them) then definitely see it. Other than that I'm still right about everything and if you think I'm wrong then you don't know what you're talking about. Ah, it feels good to be back.