Now allow me to give you a list of things that have screwed us over:
And most recently:
That's right kiddies, some of the biggest flaming faggots have flocked to Memphis. The only event to rival this is the yearly pilgrimage by obsessive-compulsive Elvis fans who have no life whatsoever. Some would argue that maintaining a website such as this means I have no life, but their just jealous that nobody is reading their random thoughts. Anyways, like I was saying tons of queers have been flocking to Memphis for this abomination. I'm glad I'm in Florida for the time being.
Why do I care about whether or not the Miss Gay America Pageant is held in Memphis or not? Because I don't want my city to have the same reputation as San Francisco or the entire state of Vermont or Massachussetts. Do I have a problem with homosexuals. Yes! I freaking have a problem with them! The way they live is an abomination under the Lord and it's not natural. I'm sick of the argument that "well, certain animals in the animal kingdom are homosexual". Do you know why? Because there aren't any females around to mate with so it's out of sheer desparation. Humanity is not lacking in opposing genders! Let me clear the record and state that I am not homophobic. I am in no way scared of any limp-wristed, lisping, pantywaist, prancing, mama's boy who thinks that boys are cute and that dressing up in skirts to feel pretty is normal. They need to have that beaten out of them. It's not normal. The reason there are opposing genders is because there are opposite parts! For example, the anus is not the anti-type for your wang. If you want to go the whole anal-route with your wife then fine, more power to you, that's alright, but men weren't meant to do that to each other. Likewise women weren't meant to have sex with each other either. It goes against the laws of nature and is thus un-natural, I don't care whether you claim to be born "gay" (or the more accurate term SODOMITE) or chose to be gay, it's wrong, and an abomination. I don't hate the people that are gay, but I despise their lifestyle, much like I have major morality issues with hookers, strippers, prostitutes, drug dealers and the like.
You know what's ironic about the whole pageant? I'll tell you since I'm pretty sure you don't know the answer. The Pageant is open to heterosexuals as well, however none of them made the cut. It's actually because the contestants were exclusively homosexual that the pageant has the word "gay" in the title. Here's the funny part: The heterosexuals who went through the screening process apparently didn't give the right answers to the interview process. What does this mean exactly? The interviewing process asked potential contestants questions which would affirm their masculinity. So all of the little prissy, nancy-boys were more masculine than the actual straight men who for some reason or another (God only knows why) actually applied for a contestants position. I have yet to figure out how that works but on second thought, I'd rather not know.
What does all of this have to do with me running for Mayor? The point is that Herenton is allowing crap like this to come to Memphis. I don't want any of my tax money to support this junk. Memphis is already a laughingstock because of Senator Harold Ford Senior who is probably the second most immoral senator next to Ted Kennedy. True, the main reason he allowed it to come to the city was because of the lucrative benefits of the pageant but that just proves that he's selling the few standards that the city has left. If I were Mayor, we wouldn't have any of this type of crap going on, there wouldn't be obscene amounts of city spending which results in having to jack up property taxes and such. As I've said before, if Herenton can get elected over and over again and basically run the city into the crapper, surely I can do a better job. All I have to do is keep my head out of my own rear-end and I should do a much better job than this guy. Too bad I can't run anytime soon. Maybe the city constitution can be changed just for me. I would be a great mayor. You may bow to me now.
