That's the thing I love about high-school girls: I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do, yes they do.
I should probably feel bad about it but every day I go to work I just don't care.
Regardless of how many cute/hot teenage girls I work with every day (man I love my job) that does nothing to pacify my anger/mild annoyance at customers that show up ten minutes after closing and continue to order food. Now, I understand if there's a long line before closing time (which there is no proof yet that every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end but current results are inconclusive) and it takes a while for people to order. That's fine. But when it's frickin 11:30 and some random woman comes up begging for frozen custard, it's time to bust heads.
I don't think I'm the only one who wishes that such people would drop off of the face of the earth. I'm sure that this is a problem that plagues every restaurant. Fortunately for this particular woman the people that I work with at Sheridan's aren't the type of people that work at Shenannigans in the movie Waiting. After much thought I think I've come up with a way to weed these people out. Sentry Guns.
Yeah. You read right. Friggin' sentry guns. The way I see it, install some sentry guns outside of the restaurant/eatery and then after closing time - in my situation 11:00 p.m - you simply rig the sentry guns to open fire on anyone that approaches the building that does'nt work there. Obviously you would have to find a way to filter out family and loved ones, but other than that, who cares about mowing down random strangers who are there to make you late going home? Not me. Closing time is 11:00 p.m, not 11:30 or 11:15. Then after a week or two of being in the news for having random slayings outside of the restaurant, simply disable the sentry guns and after closing time, let them scan the area with a blinking red light and nothing else. I don't think anyone would tempt fate at that pint. It's like an invisible fence for people. In fact for out of towners, simply place a warning sign that states something like, "Vistors after 11:00 p.m (12:00 a.m on weekends) will get shot the @#^& up!" Simple huh?
Feel free to quote me on this.
