Heyo,
Songs. (5/24/04)A bit more spur-of-the-moment than I like.
The Greatest and most important campaign humanity has ever fought. (5/21/04) (I'm debating whether to take a weekend break)
Life as an RPG.(5/20/04) I think I might be able to pull off this daily posting thing.
Army.(5/19/04) I'm not posting the worse or the best yet, just things that haven't been posted.
My favorite Reviews, written by my not favorite people.(5/18/04)
Retrospective, 'cause I haven't touched this site in years.
In an alternate universe... (2004...sorta)
More REFRESHing blurgs than :
First Blurg
Twins
Alternate Pet Store
omniscience
More of that Failed Comic
What?
The Next Guy
The Oscar
Finally I post the Man vs Lesser Man Debates
The Last Blurg aka My Attempt at Being Artistic
(7/10/03 Post Day)
My Friend the Satanist: A Children's book. (4/15/03)
A visceral visit to Mcdonalds, midly inspired by Fast Food nation. Diction is my friend. (3/24/03)
Three Little Blurgs. (3/24/03)
Finally my Obscure-o-meter is done! I'm never been prouder. (3/12/03)
For the unlucky ones who haven't had the opportunity to beat Street Fighter 2 with Zangief (Russian Wrestler), heres a little gif I made. (3/12/03)
A word from my favorite sponsor: The Shadow Government...not to be considered proof of the organization existing. (3/11/03)
It's the End of the World, well not yet, but soon. Okay not soon, but someday. (Omnious Voice) In the Future! ( 3/9/03)
An answer to a semi-asked question: Why don't you update more often? (3/9/03)
The future is Pantiums! (1/31/01)
The Amazing Stupendous "Supermen." (1/25/02) {"The box just floats"}
My interview with the Id. (1/09/03)
Impromptu Psychic Powers. (12/24/02)
A snippet from page 317 of Your Future Autobiography. (1/07/03)
VIVA LA BODILY REVOLUTION. *Shudders. Its really scary. (12/23/02)
Super-Colorization?!? (12/21-22/02)
Strap a monkey on your back. (9/28/02 or 9/29/02 its 12:00, you make the call)
Quick note: When I refer to my famed carphone, most of you misunderstand. I�m actually referring to a car-shaped phone. Its neat.
The mystery of the Pope Hat obsession revealed. (Right before school starts)
This has nothing to do with anything, but just a disturbing fact. 100% of the keywords used to find my old old crappy website was and I quote "humourous qoutes." My crappy spelling brought the only random people to my site. (shakes head) Its funny, but in a sad way. (8/23/02)
The three things I learned from Life.
The comic strip that I never succeeded in actually making. Read what could have been and be glad I don't have that much free time.
I just watched the weather report and the weather for this week is going to be 85, 85, 84, 83. We have no Fucking Weather. Los Angeles Rocks! (8/12/02 Same ramble time, same ramble channel)
Jesus's skeleton found. (8/10/02 The usual "Very Late at Night") (New and original content: The days of off-site links may be over probably until the voices in my head stop, like thats going to happen)
(7/25/02) Sorry about the orgy of off-site links, but I'm not in the correct state of mind to do original content.
My bus (sorry not hovercraft) is full of eels. (7/25/02)
The police had to shoot an emu 5 times after it attacked a group of dogs. Those kwazy tough emus...ruining the bird-cat-dog natural order for everybody. (7/25/02)
In the spirit of pseudo-charity: I present a link to a link to a Girl's guide to Geek Guys. (7/25/02)
A large amount of girls I know already got a geek guy...but I'm always willing to try to help bridge the gap between single girls and guys with a 1.8 ghz pentium.
On a tangent: In the geek world, I wonder if processor speed is comparable to car size...
If anybody wants to know my computer is a weak 333 mhz. (Its true I can't even get Quake 3 to run)
In the tradition of my old old webpage heres a new LIFE SIZED GIANT ROBOT. The back story is that one amazingly cool dad built it for his kids as a treehouse. Check it out, while I writhe in geek jealousy. (7/25/02)
Announcing the winner of the Guess the Boobies contest! (7/24/02)
Another Creepy Website of the Week. (week of 7/24/02)
Creepy things to note:
1. Its about a guy becoming a pope...but not The Pope, the weak English one that nobody cares about.
2. He considers himself a serious fan of the Simpsons. WTF? Simpsons always make fun of religion and its good that he has a sense of humor, but a serious fan? I'm just not comfortable with the head of the Anglican church being a serious fan...maybe I'm just not open-minded.
3. They used "antidisestablishmentarians" in a sentence. In correct context. Not a clone of "antidisestablishmentarians", but the antidisestablishmentarians. Woah, I thought only me and those drunk guys at the bar actually knew what the word meant.
4. Check out the picture...creepy looking guy, but thats not the point. He has a wife. Thats good news for...I refuse to do the cliche priest pedophile joke. I guess I was just raised differently.
5. Why the fuck is he bitching about American War tactics. Seriously, doesn't he have other things to discuss. The guys not even a popular pope dude. He's the b-religious leader. Way to go pissing off some of your countries biggest supporters. He has no authority to tell us if we want to attack Iraq. Way to convert some heathens, assclown.
I can't decide what to do next....Heres some of the "possible" articles:
1. More scintillating female anatomy to dessert comparisons
2. More words I will never forget...including the origin of Fark!
3. How Moses taught me guns are cool: Watching a NRA infomercial
4. Smelling other people's clothes for fun and profit
5. Quick and easy summaries of Women Warrior , Fire next time , and Hunger of Memory ...Just kidding. Read a book!
Jesus came back to earth...he was promptly hanged for blasphemy. (7/18/02) (No longer works)
The eternal question: Jello or Boobies?
(7/18/02 Either really late at night or really early in the morning)
Subdirectorized all the pictures...edited all the articles to make the pictures work. Not an actual content update, but uh...A duck wants into a bar and asks the barte...nevermind everyone knows this one already. (7/17/02)
An indepth analysis of the theme of shakespeare's Macbeth. (7/16/02 Very late at night)
A slightly censored version. (7/16/02 Also very late at night)
The Creepy Website of the Week. (week of 7/15/02)
Creepy things to note:
1. The freakishly weird switching graphic on the top of the page.
2. The UGLY color scheme...I mean really ugly
3. The paragraph about Lev her goldfish...
4. The large amount of awards her site has earned...What a world we live in?
5. The Cyberpets section which consists of her naming clip art pictures of dogs and drawing them dog houses and leashes.
A few words to last a lifetime. (7/14/02)
Alf eats cats. I stand corrected. (7/14/02)
Obligatory: Don't click here . (7/13/02)
Those wacky Japanese .(7/10/02)
Which is better Fight Club or Hudsucker Proxy? (7/9/02)
Lets compare Apples and Oranges.(7/9/02)
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Depressing Haiku (7/9/02)
For some reason, my old site is listed on UK search engine for my "Rambling rants and religious humor." (shrug)
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